1
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Bu yerda qandaydir yolg'iz.

2
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Ha, ozgina yordam.

3
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Mayli, men qo'llarimni ushlab turishim kerak
g'ildirakda.

4
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Kechirasiz.

5
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Dopinder.

6
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Hovuz. O'lgan.

7
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Yaxshi.

8
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Yaxshi hid, shunday emasmi?

9
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Daffodil Daydream emas. Qiz.

10
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Ha. Gita. U juda yoqimli.

11
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U meni qilgan bo'lardi
juda yoqimli xotin.

12
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Ammo Gitaning yuragi o'g'irlangan
amakivachcham Bandxu tomonidan.

13
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U ham xuddi shunday nomussiz
chunki u jozibali.

14
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Dopinder, men o'ylay boshladim
bugun bu taksida ekanligimning sababi bor.

15
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Ha, ser, siz chaqirdingiz, esingizdami?

16
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Yo'q, mening ingichka jigarrang do'stim.
Sevgi go'zal narsa.

17
00:03:54,566 --> 00:03:57,356
Uni topsangiz, butun dunyo
ta'mi Daffodil Daydreamga o'xshaydi.

18
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Shunday qilib, siz sevgini ushlab turishingiz kerak ...

19
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qattiq!

20
00:04:02,199 --> 00:04:05,159
Va hech qachon qo'yib yubormang.
Men qilgan xatolarni takrorlamang.

21
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-Tushundim?
-Ha.

22
00:04:06,494 --> 00:04:10,004
Yoki butun dunyo tatib ko'radi
issiq yogadan keyin Mama June kabi.

23
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Janob, Miss Mama June nima qiladi
ta'mi?

24
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-Ikki hobo siyish bilan to'ldirilgan tuflida sikishayotgandek.
-Yaxshi, yetarli.

25
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Men kun bo'yi borishim mumkin, Dopinder.
Gap shundaki, bu yomon!

26
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Bu yomon.

27
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Nega chiroyli qizil kostyum, janob Poul?

28
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Buning sababi, bu Rojdestvo kuni, Dopinder.

29
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Men esa yaramaslar ro‘yxatimdagi kimnidir izlayman.

30
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Men bir yil, uch hafta kutdim ...

31
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olti kun va ...

32
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Uni tuzatish uchun 14 daqiqa
u menga nima qildi.

33
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Va u sizga nima qildi, janob Poul?

34
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Bu axmoq ...

35
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Boo!

36
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Ular umidsizlikka tushmaydi.

37
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Ular buni qilmasliklari kerak.

38
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Va keyingi oyning jo'natmalari haqida nima deyish mumkin?

39
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Bittasi bo'lmaydi.

40
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Siz yagona emassiz
g'alaba qozonish uchun urush bilan.

41
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Bu bo'lmaydi.

42
00:05:17,816 --> 00:05:21,736
Qarang, bizda bu kichik buzilish bor
bizning ta'minot zanjirimizga ...

43
00:05:25,574 --> 00:05:27,784
Sabr-toqatingiz uchun minnatdormiz.

44
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Xop.

45
00:05:31,788 --> 00:05:34,288
Keyingi oyda toʻliq yetkazib beramiz.

46
00:05:37,794 --> 00:05:38,844
Siz bilan biznes qilishdan mamnunman.

47
00:05:42,799 --> 00:05:44,509
Jinsiy mutant.

48
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Oh, ahmoq!

49
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Men o'q-dorilar sumkamni unutdim.

50
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- Orqaga qaytaylikmi?
- Yo'q, vaqt yo'q.

51
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Jin bo'lsin. Men buni oldim.

52
00:06:02,152 --> 00:06:05,492
9, 10, 11, 12 o'q yoki büst.

53
00:06:05,530 --> 00:06:06,240
Shu yerda!

54
00:06:08,533 --> 00:06:11,123
Bu 27,50 dollar.

55
00:06:11,161 --> 00:06:12,871
Ishlayotganimda hech qachon hamyon olib yurmayman.

56
00:06:12,913 --> 00:06:14,333
Kostyumimning chiziqlarini buzadi.

57
00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,250
Lekin, tiniq beshlik haqida nima deyish mumkin?

58
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Xop.

59
00:06:18,502 --> 00:06:19,752
Rojdestvo muborak.

60
00:06:21,087 --> 00:06:24,087
Va aprel oyining qulay seshanbasi
sizga ham, Hovuz!

61
00:06:27,719 --> 00:06:32,599
Shoop shooop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop

62
00:06:32,641 --> 00:06:34,641
Siz to'plangansiz va siz to'plangansiz
"ayniqsa orqada

63
00:06:34,684 --> 00:06:37,444
Birodar, onangga rahmat aytmoqchiman
bunaqa dumba uchun

64
00:06:37,479 --> 00:06:39,899
Bir oz kartoshka olsam bo'ladimi?
bu shake-silkish bubi bilanmi?

65
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Agar qarash o'ldirishi mumkin bo'lsa uzi bo'lardingiz

66
00:06:42,192 --> 00:06:43,652
Siz miltiqsiz - portlash!

67
00:06:45,403 --> 00:06:48,743
Oh, salom. Men bilaman, to'g'rimi?

68
00:06:48,782 --> 00:06:52,492
Kimning to'plarini erkalashim kerak edi
o'zimning filmimni olish uchunmi?

69
00:06:52,536 --> 00:06:56,116
Men sizga ayta olmayman,
lekin u "Polverine" bilan qofiyalanadi.

70
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Va sizga aytsam, uning yaxshi juftligi bor
ostida silliq jinoyatchilar.

71
00:07:01,962 --> 00:07:06,172
Qanday bo'lmasin, mening bo'ladigan joylarim bor,
tuzatish uchun yuz va ...

72
00:07:06,216 --> 00:07:08,886
O'ldirish uchun yomon odamlar.

73
00:07:14,307 --> 00:07:15,557
Maksimal harakat.

74
00:07:25,569 --> 00:07:26,399
Xo'roz otishdi.

75
00:07:34,202 --> 00:07:36,292
Boy Korinf terisi.

76
00:07:38,248 --> 00:07:40,078
Men Frensisni qidiryapman!

77
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Bu odamni ko'rganmisiz?

78
00:07:52,262 --> 00:07:53,182
Yo'l-yo'lakay!

79
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Men buni hech qachon aytmaganman, lekin yutmang.

80
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ahmoq.

81
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Men pechkani ochiq qoldirdimmi?

82
00:09:11,174 --> 00:09:12,514
Endi so'nggi yangiliklar.

83
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Ko‘p avtomobilning to‘qnashuvi otishmalarga aylandi
bugun ertalab crosstown ekspress yo'lida.

84
00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,717
Gridlock politsiyani voqea joyidan ushlab turdi.

85
00:09:19,182 --> 00:09:21,682
Aholiga uylarida qolish tavsiya etiladi.

86
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Hujumchi qurollangan ko'rinadi,
xavfli va kiygan ...

87
00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:26,275
- qizil kostyum.
- Qizil kostyum.

88
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Dedpul.

89
00:09:28,233 --> 00:09:30,943
Negasonic! Keling, bizning vazifamiz bor.

90
00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:34,322
Colossus, kuting.

91
00:09:34,364 --> 00:09:37,744
Men Deadpoolga bizga qo'shilish uchun barcha imkoniyatlarni berdim...

92
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lekin u boladek harakat qilishni afzal ko'radi.

93
00:09:40,036 --> 00:09:42,536
Og'ir qurollangan bola.

94
00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:46,331
Qachon katta bo'ladi
va X-Man bo'lishning afzalliklarini ko'rasizmi?

95
00:09:46,376 --> 00:09:48,206
Qaysi foyda? Mos birliklar?

96
00:09:48,545 --> 00:09:50,425
Bir necha yilda bir marta portlab ketadigan uy?

97
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Iltimos.

98
00:09:51,548 --> 00:09:53,878
Uyning portlashi xarakterni shakllantiradi.

99
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Nonushta qildingiz, ha?

100
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Nonushta kunning eng muhim taomidir.

101
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Mana, protein bar. Suyaklar uchun yaxshi.

102
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Deadpool siznikini buzishga urinishi mumkin.

103
00:10:14,821 --> 00:10:15,951
Yo'ldan keting!

104
00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:34,967
Hey!

105
00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:47,444
Kutib turing!

106
00:10:47,771 --> 00:10:49,901
Siz hayron bo'lishingiz mumkin,
— Nega qizil kostyum?

107
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Xo'sh, bu juda yomon bolalar
mening qonayotganimni ko'rmayapman.

108
00:10:52,901 --> 00:10:54,111
Bu yigit to'g'ri fikrga ega.

109
00:10:54,444 --> 00:10:55,784
U jigarrang shim kiyib olgan.

110
00:10:57,739 --> 00:10:59,909
Yaxshi! Menda atigi 12 ta o'q bor...

111
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,620
shuning uchun siz baham ko'rishingiz kerak!

112
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,450
Keling, ularni sanab chiqaylik.

113
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ahmoq.

114
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,687
Onasi!

115
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,110
10! Jin!

116
00:11:31,773 --> 00:11:32,693
To'qqiz. Jin ursin.

117
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Sakkiz.

118
00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:35,319
Jin ursin!

119
00:11:39,114 --> 00:11:40,324
Yomon Deadpool.

120
00:11:41,783 --> 00:11:43,953
Yetti. Yaxshi Deadpool.

121
00:12:06,224 --> 00:12:08,734
Kimdir hisoblamaydi. Olti.

122
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To'rt.

123
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Tushundim.

124
00:12:41,676 --> 00:12:42,926
To‘g‘ridan-to‘g‘ri asosiy ko‘chada.

125
00:12:47,015 --> 00:12:48,135
Uch, ikki!

126
00:12:48,183 --> 00:12:50,063
Ahmoq! O'shanga arziydi.

127
00:13:16,419 --> 00:13:18,379
Men bugun kechqurun o'zimga tegaman.

128
00:13:19,214 --> 00:13:20,304
Frensis!

129
00:13:20,715 --> 00:13:21,915
Frensis...

130
00:13:23,927 --> 00:13:26,177
Qanday ahmoq-biskvit!

131
00:13:26,221 --> 00:13:27,931
Qayerdasan, Frensis?

132
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:37,897
Siz Frensis emassiz.

133
00:13:45,949 --> 00:13:48,369
Haqiqatanmi? Yenglarni shimalayapsizmi?

134
00:13:58,753 --> 00:14:02,053
Siz o'ylayotgandirsiz,
"Mening yigitim bu super qahramon filmi ekanligini aytdi ...

135
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:05,890
"Ammo qizil kostyumli yigit o'girildi
o'sha boshqa yigit la'nat kabobga kirdi!"

136
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:10,466
Mayli, men superman, lekin men qahramon emasman.

137
00:14:10,807 --> 00:14:13,017
Va, ha, texnik jihatdan, bu qotillik.

138
00:14:13,059 --> 00:14:15,349
Lekin eng yaxshi sevgi hikoyalari
qotillik bilan boshlang.

139
00:14:15,395 --> 00:14:18,435
Va bu aynan shunday.
Sevgi hikoyasi.

140
00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:19,901
Va to'g'ri aytish uchun ...

141
00:14:19,941 --> 00:14:24,741
Sizni uzoq vaqt oldinga qaytarishim kerak
Men bu eshakni qizil spandeksga siqib qo'ydim.

142
00:14:25,822 --> 00:14:30,792
Qarang, siz uchun sekinlashtirsam yordam beradimi?
Men pizza buyurtma qilmadim.

143
00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:34,617
Bu 7348 Red Ledge Drivemi?
Siz janob savdogarmisiz?

144
00:14:34,664 --> 00:14:37,794
Ha, janob savdogar
la'nati pirogga kim buyurtma bermadi!

145
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:39,288
Keyin kim qo'ng'iroq qildi?

146
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,170
Men qildim!

147
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:44,917
Ananas va zaytun?

148
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:48,387
Shirin va sho'r.

149
00:14:48,428 --> 00:14:51,558
Qanimi?
Beshigimda nima qilasan...

150
00:14:51,598 --> 00:14:52,518
Bu kuygan qobiqmi?

151
00:14:52,849 --> 00:14:54,139
Xudo, umid qilamanki, yo'q.

152
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,638
Qarang, agar shunday bo'lsa
bu poker o'yini haqida.

153
00:14:56,686 --> 00:14:58,976
Men Howie aytdim, men unga aytdim ...

154
00:14:59,022 --> 00:15:02,982
Mayli, qarang, xohlagan narsangizni oling.

155
00:15:03,026 --> 00:15:04,106
rahmat.

156
00:15:05,028 --> 00:15:07,658
Janob, unga biror narsa qilishdan oldin,
katta maslahat olsam qarshimisiz?

157
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,079
Jeremi, shundaymi?

158
00:15:11,117 --> 00:15:12,537
Veyd. Ueyd Uilson.

159
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:16,662
Bu, Jer.

160
00:15:16,706 --> 00:15:18,166
Men u uchun bu yerda emasman.

161
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,132
Men siz uchun shu yerdaman.

162
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,670
Yaxshi, voy, katta vaqtdan qochdim
o'q.

163
00:15:23,713 --> 00:15:25,633
Hali o'rmondan chiqmagan.

164
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,586
Siz jiddiy ravishda yengillik qilishingiz kerak
ko'zni qamashtiruvchi ustida.

165
00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:30,605
Ular jinsi shimlar, qandil emas.

166
00:15:30,637 --> 00:15:32,927
P.S. Men sizning hamyoningizni saqlayman.
Siz uni menga qandaydir berdingiz.

167
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,773
Mayli, qarang, odam,
Semning kartasini olsam bo'ladimi ...

168
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,058
Men sening jinni mushukingni otib tashlayman!

169
00:15:37,894 --> 00:15:40,314
Bu nimani anglatishini bilmayman.
Mening mushukim yo'q.

170
00:15:40,647 --> 00:15:42,397
Unda men kimning mushuki axlatiga kirdim?

171
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,698
Qanday bo'lmasin, menga bir narsa ayting ...

172
00:15:48,738 --> 00:15:52,488
Pitssa qanday vaziyatni yaxshilamaydi?

173
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,874
Siz Meghan Orfloskiyni bilasizmi?

174
00:15:54,911 --> 00:15:56,541
To'g'ri tushunyapsizmi? Orfloskiy?

175
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,870
Orlovskiy? Ha? Yaxshi.

176
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:01,383
Chunki u sizni taniydi.

177
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:05,878
Jeremi, men bir guruh yigitlarga tegishliman
bir odamni urish uchun bir tiyin oladiganlar.

178
00:16:05,922 --> 00:16:08,842
Va kichkina Meghan, u puldan yasalgan emas,
lekin unga omad...

179
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,184
Menda yumshoq joy bor.

180
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,720
- Lekin men...
- Ta'qibchi.

181
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,810
Tahdidlar og'riyapti, Jer.

182
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:18,308
Garchi deyarli yomon bo'lmasa ham
tishli po'lat kabi.

183
00:16:18,351 --> 00:16:21,561
Shuning uchun Meghandan uzoqroq turing.

184
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:22,525
Ajoyibmi?

185
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:23,824
Ha, ser.

186
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:24,607
Keyin ishimiz tugadi.

187
00:16:25,108 --> 00:16:27,238
Kutib turing. Bizmi?

188
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,947
Ha. Biz butunlay tayyormiz.

189
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,073
Siz yuzingizni ko'rgan bo'lsangiz kerak.

190
00:16:31,114 --> 00:16:32,414
Men nima qilishni bilmasdim.
Men juda qo'rqib ketdim.

191
00:16:32,699 --> 00:16:33,779
Yumshoq joy, esingizdami?

192
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:37,375
Siz hatto qaraysiz
yana uning umumiy yo'nalishida ...

193
00:16:37,412 --> 00:16:41,122
va siz eng yomon yo'llar bilan o'rganasiz
Menda ham qiyin joylar bor.

194
00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:44,456
Bu noto'g'ri chiqdi.

195
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:46,799
Yoki shunday qildimi?

196
00:17:00,101 --> 00:17:00,981
Meghan?

197
00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:05,647
Siz Jeremining oxirgisini eshitgansiz.
U afsusda.

198
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,323
Hechqisi yo'q.

199
00:17:13,156 --> 00:17:15,776
Rolikli pichoqlarimni olib kelishim kerak edi.
Bu qanday amalga oshirilganini bolalarga ko'rsating.

200
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:19,366
Va shuning uchun biz buni qilamiz.
Lekin asosan pul.

201
00:17:19,412 --> 00:17:21,292
O'ylaymanki, siz jinnilik qila olasiz
mening o'gay dadam?

202
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:24,001
Men bir yigitga yulka yuzini parvarish qilaman,
chunki u bunga erishgan.

203
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:25,958
Hey, kuting!

204
00:17:27,587 --> 00:17:28,757
Sen mening qahramonimsan.

205
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,297
Yo'q-yo'q-yo'q. Men emasman!

206
00:17:33,176 --> 00:17:35,466
Yo'q. Hech qachon bo'lmaydi.

207
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,346
Jin ursin, Ueyd.

208
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:41,181
Men shunchaki yomon odamman
yomonroq yigitlarni sikish uchun kim pul oladi.

209
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,234
Margaret opaning uyiga xush kelibsiz.

210
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,611
Bu yollanma ishchilar uchun bo‘sh ish o‘rinlari yarmarkasiga o‘xshaydi.

211
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,324
Bizni haqiqatan ham o'ylab ko'ring
sikilgan tish perilari...

212
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:52,069
faqat biz tishlarni taqillatamiz
va naqd pulni oling.

213
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:55,162
Siz hech qachon ko'rmasligimizga umid qilasiz
oltin kartadagi ismingiz.

214
00:17:55,198 --> 00:17:57,028
Buk! Liefeld...

215
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,327
Hey, Veyd!

216
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:01,332
Ueyd Uilson, achinarlilarning homiysi.
Sizga qanday yordam berishim mukin?

217
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,122
Men Blow Jobni yaxshi ko'raman.

218
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:04,673
Oh, Xudo, men ham.

219
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,708
Ichimlik, moose bo'g'im. Lekin birinchi navbatda...

220
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,418
Hey, men olmayman
har qanday chaqaloqqa pul, to'g'rimi?

221
00:18:10,463 --> 00:18:12,303
Bu xonimga qaytib kelishiga ishonch hosil qiling...

222
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:13,340
Orlovskiy.

223
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,343
Ha, uni.

224
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,644
Ishonching komilmi?

225
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,346
Bilasizmi, marhamat uchun,
siz juda issiq qonlisiz.

226
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,308
Ishonchim komilki, siz ham bolani osonlikcha qo'yib yuborasiz.

227
00:18:20,348 --> 00:18:22,268
U yomon bola emas, Uiz.

228
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,689
Bir oz yengil ta'qib qilish.

229
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,187
Men undan ham yomonroq edim
men uning yoshida bo'lganimda.

230
00:18:25,228 --> 00:18:27,148
Men ekzotik joylarga sayohat qildim ...

231
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:31,189
Bag'dod, Mogadishu, Jeksonvil,
yangi va qiziqarli odamlar bilan tanishish. Va keyin...

232
00:18:31,651 --> 00:18:33,531
Ularni o'ldirish.
Ha, men sizning Instagramingizni ko'rdim.

233
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,284
Xo'sh, maxsus kuchlar nima edi
Jeksonvillda ishlayapsizmi?

234
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,873
Bu tasniflangan.

235
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,198
Ularda ajoyib TGI juma kunlari bor.

236
00:18:40,243 --> 00:18:42,543
Mayli, Kahlua, Beyliz va...

237
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:43,869
ko'pirtirilgan krem.

238
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,004
Men sizga zarba beraman.

239
00:18:46,499 --> 00:18:47,879
Nega meni bunday qilishga majbur qilyapsiz?

240
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,708
Kelli, Kelli, Kelli...

241
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:53,213
Buni Bakga topshiring, iltimos,
va unga bu Butdan kelganini ayting. Kichkina old o'yin.

242
00:18:53,256 --> 00:18:55,546
Esingizda bo'lsin, bundan nima foyda?

243
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,642
Men ahmoqlik qilmayman.
Men ularni shunchaki bezovta qilaman.

244
00:18:57,677 --> 00:18:58,217
Boothe!

245
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,224
- Oson, odam.
-Ushlab turmoq; kutib turmoq! Ushlab turmoq; kutib turmoq!

246
00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:01,263
Senga nima kerak?

247
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,390
-Salom. Sizning sog'lig'ingizga.
-Jin ursin.

248
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,065
Bu yoqqa kel, semiz ahmoq!

249
00:19:09,105 --> 00:19:10,565
Bu yangi taburet.

250
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,895
Qo'lingizdan tushmang.

251
00:19:19,574 --> 00:19:21,244
Voy! Eshagini chiqardi!

252
00:19:21,284 --> 00:19:23,204
Mayli, harakatlaning. Harakat, harakat, harakat.

253
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,295
Buk, dam ol.

254
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:26,912
But urildi, keyin pastga tushdi.

255
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:33,380
Ha, u hali ham nafas olmoqda.

256
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:37,589
Bugun hech kim g'alaba qozonmaydi.

257
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,264
Yaxshi urinish, Ueyd.

258
00:19:39,302 --> 00:19:42,932
Meni oldingiz. Men Bootni tanladim
o'lik hovuzda. Kimni tanladingiz?

259
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,933
Ha, Ueyd, bu haqda...

260
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:46,233
Yo'q.

261
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,483
Menga o'limga pul tikmadingiz.

262
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:54,896
Menga o'limga pul tikdingiz. Voy-buy.
Onajon, sen dunyodagi eng yomon do'stsan.

263
00:19:55,318 --> 00:19:57,608
Xo'sh, sizda hazil. Men 102 da yashayman.

264
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,914
Va keyin o'lim.
Detroyt shahri kabi.

265
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:02,778
Uzr so'rayman. Men shunchaki...
Men pul yutib olishni xohlardim.

266
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,116
Men hech qachon hech narsa yutmayman.

267
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,290
Nima bo'lganda ham.

268
00:20:05,328 --> 00:20:06,908
Baxt askarlari, ichimdan!

269
00:20:09,332 --> 00:20:11,252
Mahalliy, hech narsa import qilinmagan.

270
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:19,177
Bolam, xohlayotganingizga ishonchingiz komilmi?
butun tayoqingni otib tashlaysanmi?

271
00:20:21,469 --> 00:20:22,469
Qattiq.

272
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,099
- Vanessa.
-Veyd.

273
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,603
Sizga o'xshagan joy qanday yaxshi
shunaqa qizda qilasanmi?

274
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,228
Men urgan bo'lardim.

275
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,322
Bak, avvalroq kechirim so'rasangiz yaxshi bo'ladi...

276
00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:36,856
Ha, bu.

277
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,572
Sehrli so'zlarni ayting, Semiz Gandalf.

278
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,492
-Uzr so'rayman.
- Burun orqali nafas oling.

279
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,700
Menda filtr yo'q
mening miyam va mening ...

280
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,991
Qo'yib yuboring. Xop. Hey...

281
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,253
-Hakuna uning tatasi. U afsusda.
- Men ishlayapman.

282
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,247
Bu yerdan ket. Bor. Boring, afsun qiling.

283
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:52,251
Hey. Tovarlardan qo'llar.

284
00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:54,843
Tovarmi?

285
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,797
Shunday qilib, siz ...

286
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,259
pul uchun bump fuzzies?

287
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,049
Ha.

288
00:21:00,091 --> 00:21:01,341
Qattiq bolalikmi?

289
00:21:01,384 --> 00:21:02,434
Siznikidan qo'polroq.

290
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,049
Dadam men tug‘ilmaguncha ketdi.

291
00:21:04,679 --> 00:21:06,219
Otam men homilador bo‘lmasdan ketdim.

292
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,772
Hech qachon sigaret chekgan
teringizga qo'yingmi?

293
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:10,482
Yana qayerga qo'yasiz?

294
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,809
Meni tahqirlashdi.

295
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:13,563
Men ham. Amaki.

296
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,905
Amakilar. Ular navbatma-navbat turishdi.

297
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,821
Men o'zimning tug'ilgan kunimni tomosha qildim
qulflangan shkafning kalit teshigi orqali...

298
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,240
Bu ham mening ...

299
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:23,108
Sizning yotoqxonangiz. Baxtli.
Men idishlarni yuvish mashinasida uxladim.

300
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,239
Idish yuvish mashinasi bor edi.

301
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:26,870
Men uyquni ham bilmasdim.

302
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:30,160
Bu deyarli 24/7 ball gags edi,
Brownie aralashmasi va masxaraboz porno.

303
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:35,459
Kim bunday ishni qiladi?

304
00:21:37,128 --> 00:21:40,588
Umid qilamanki, bugun kechqurun?

305
00:21:43,426 --> 00:21:48,346
Hey, men 275 dollarga nima olsam bo'ladi va ...

306
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,268
Yogurtland mukofot kartasi?

307
00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:53,939
Chaqaloq, taxminan 48 daqiqa
nima hohlagan bo'lsangiz.

308
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,147
Va kam yog'li desert.

309
00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:06,445
U hozirgina sovg'a kartasini qo'yganmi?
og'zingizda?

310
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:09,914
To'plarni teshiklarga qo'yish vaqti keldi.

311
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:12,464
Men xohlagan narsani aytdingiz.

312
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,170
Men tushundim.

313
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,133
Siz skee to'pini yaxshi ko'rasiz.

314
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,458
Ko'rinib turibdiki, siz qinni sevishdan ko'ra ko'proq.

315
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,963
Bu qiyin qo'ng'iroq.

316
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:23,129
Men shunchaki tanishmoqchiman
haqiqiy sen, bilasan.

317
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:27,015
Qisqa qisqa, ikki o'lchovli emas
Gollivud tomonidan sotilgan jinsiy aloqa ob'ekti.

318
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,139
Teshiklardagi to'plar.

319
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,256
Teshiklardagi to'plar.

320
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:31,925
Fojiali yo'qotishga tayyorlaning.

321
00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:33,105
Olib keling, katta odam.

322
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,143
Xop.

323
00:22:40,483 --> 00:22:44,863
Cheklangan nashr Voltron:
Koinotning himoyachisi halqasi.

324
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,822
Xop. Qani boshladik.

325
00:22:48,783 --> 00:22:50,913
Bir muncha vaqt bu so'rg'ichga ko'zim tushdi.

326
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:52,792
Va men qalam silgini olaman.

327
00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:54,249
Xop.

328
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:57,079
Endi siz himoyachisiz
Arus sayyorasi.

329
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,085
Va siz narsalarni o'chirib tashlashingiz mumkin ...

330
00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:00,457
qalam bilan yozilgan.

331
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:02,257
Xonim?

332
00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:03,627
Xo'sh, men buni sizga buzishni yomon ko'raman ...

333
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,513
lekin sizning 48 daqiqangiz tugadi.

334
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:08,799
Hey, yana qancha daqiqa
Buning uchun olsam bo'ladimi?

335
00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:13,345
Ma'lumot uchun, beshta mini sher-botlar birlashadi
bitta super-bot yaratish, shuning uchun ...

336
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:16,813
Beshta mini sher-botmi? Uch daqiqa.

337
00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:17,813
Bitim.

338
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:20,154
Qolganlari bilan nima qilamiz
ikki daqiqa, 37 soniya?

339
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,033
Quchoqlash?

340
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:27,863
Buni qancha vaqt davom ettira olasiz?

341
00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:29,163
Butun yilmi?

342
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,715
Sevishganlar kuni bilan.

343
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:50,974
Xitoy Yangi yilingiz bilan.

344
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:52,352
It yili.

345
00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:58,731
Rohatlaning.

346
00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:01,402
Va Xalqaro xotin-qizlar kuni bilan.

347
00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:09,069
Yo'q. Yo'q.

348
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:12,578
Ro'za muborak.

349
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,121
-Veyd?
-Kechirasiz.

350
00:24:19,165 --> 00:24:20,495
Xellouin bayrami bilan.

351
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:21,746
Xellouin bayrami bilan.

352
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:33,221
Shukrona kuni bilan.

353
00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:36,433
Men sizni sevaman.

354
00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,308
Agar chap oyog'ingiz shukrona kuni bo'lsa ...

355
00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:44,015
va o'ng oyog'ingiz Rojdestvo ...

356
00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:46,858
bayramlar oralig'ida sizga tashrif buyurishim mumkinmi?

357
00:24:48,778 --> 00:24:50,608
Bu sviter dahshatli.

358
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,325
Ammo qizil rang sizga yaxshi ko'rinadi.

359
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:54,486
Qizil sizning rangingiz.

360
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:56,294
Ko'zlaringizdagi qonni chiqaradi.

361
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,414
Eshiting, men o'yladim ...

362
00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,295
Haqiqatanmi?

363
00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:01,793
...nega biz birga yaxshi ekanligimiz haqida.

364
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,289
Nega shunday?

365
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:07,805
Sizning jinniligingiz mening aqlimga mos keladi.
Katta vaqt.

366
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:12,930
Va biz ikkita jigsa bo'lagiga o'xshaymiz,
Bilasizmi, g'alati qiyshiq qirralar...

367
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,723
Siz ularni birlashtirasiz
va yuqoridagi rasmni ko'rishingiz mumkin.

368
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:17,603
To'g'ri.

369
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,315
Veyd...

370
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:22,556
Men bo'lgan narsa bor
sizdan so'rashni anglatadi.

371
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:25,114
Lekin faqat sizda yo'qligingiz uchun
mendan so'rashga shoshildi.

372
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,284
Siz...

373
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,396
- ichimga yopishtiring...
-Menga turmushga chiqasanmi?

374
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:35,407
Jinx?

375
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:38,445
Buni qayerga yashirgan edingiz?

376
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:39,505
Hech qayerda.

377
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:42,250
Bir oylik maosh deyishadi. Shunday qilib...

378
00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:43,290
Demoqchimisiz?

379
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:44,463
Men qilaman.

380
00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:45,501
Bu mening qatorim.

381
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,469
Men seni sevaman, Ueyd Uilson.

382
00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:52,629
Siz...
Demak, bu...

383
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:53,506
Ha!

384
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,008
Ha!

385
00:25:58,139 --> 00:25:59,599
Men o'zimni xuddi kichkina qizdek his qilyapman.

386
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:07,268
Agar men shunchaki ushlab tursam va hech qachon qo'yib yubormasam-chi?

387
00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:09,855
Shunchaki kaltakning orqasiga mining,
Luqodagi Yoda kabi.

388
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,361
Yulduzli urushlar hazillari.

389
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,031
Imperiya.

390
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:18,700
Iso Masih.
Men sizni kompyuterda yaratganimga o'xshayman.

391
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:24,039
Hey.

392
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,135
Mukammal.

393
00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:31,797
-Ko'raylikchi.
- Mayli, dam oling.

394
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,130
Uni silkiting, ha.

395
00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:40,519
Gap shundaki.

396
00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:42,851
Hayot - bu cheksiz poyezd halokati...

397
00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:46,403
faqat qisqacha,
baxtning tijoratga o'xshash tanaffuslari.

398
00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:50,065
Bu yakuniy tijoriy tanaffus edi.

399
00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:55,777
Bu qaytish vaqti kelganini anglatardi
muntazam rejalashtirilgan dasturimizga.

400
00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:56,572
Nima...

401
00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:58,829
Oh, Xudoyim. Wade?

402
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,373
Siz masxarabozlik qilyapsiz.

403
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,255
Siz masxarabozlik qilmaysizmi?

404
00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:09,668
Men masxarabozlarni sezaman.

405
00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:13,586
Odamlar yangiliklarga munosabat bildirishadi
kechki bosqich saratoni boshqacha.

406
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:18,182
Albatta, biz ko'rib chiqishimiz mumkin bo'lgan variantlar mavjud.
Har kuni yangi dorilar ishlab chiqilmoqda.

407
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:23,854
Xo'sh, nima qilamiz?

408
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,686
Albatta, biz qila oladigan narsa bor.

409
00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:30,484
Mening amakim Ivanga qalqonsimon bez saratoni tashxisi qo'yilgan ...

410
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,074
va bularning barchasi bor edi
Germaniyadan yangi eksperimental dorilar.

411
00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:37,359
Vanessa allaqachon ustida ishlamoqda
A, B rejalari, Zgacha.

412
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:41,196
Menmi? Men yodlayman
uning yuzining tafsilotlari.

413
00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:44,248
Uni birinchi marta ko'rayotganimdek.

414
00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:45,461
Yoki oxirgi.

415
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,997
Janob Uilson...

416
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,460
Janob Uilson?

417
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:51,165
Buni qayta ishlashga vaqt ajrating.

418
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:54,132
Hech qanday shoshqaloqlik qilmaslik muhim.

419
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:10,944
Endi, agar men 200 funtlik qop bo'lsam
Frensis ismli eshaklar, men qayerga yashirinaman?

420
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:40,803
Olomon ustidan jimlik hukm suradi
Rookie sensatsiyasi Wade W. Wilson sifatida ...

421
00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:44,314
Reginadan, Saskachevandan,
zarbani bir qatorga qo'yadi.

422
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,644
Uning shakli yaxshi ko'rinadi.

423
00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:53,559
Va shuning uchun Regina zavq bilan qofiya qiladi.

424
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:56,479
Xonimlar va janoblar, nimaga guvoh bo'layapsiz...

425
00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:58,776
shirin tik-tepiluvchi qasosdir.

426
00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:01,281
Unga biznesni berish.

427
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:02,785
Kiruvchi!

428
00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:07,659
Bu sportchiga xos emas
butunlay yangi darajaga olib boring!

429
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:16,671
Yaxshi ko'rinyapsiz, Frensis. Yaxshi dam oldim.
Siz ushlagandek emas, pitching qilgandek.

430
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,215
Qo'ng'iroq chalinyaptimi? Yo'qmi?

431
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,429
Hozir-chi?

432
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,604
Ueyd la'nati Uilson.

433
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,395
Xo'sh, salom, go'zal.

434
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,440
Ha, tishlaganimdek
radioaktiv Shar-Pey tomonidan.

435
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:41,655
Ha. Bu kimning aybi, a, Frensis?

436
00:29:41,696 --> 00:29:43,736
Ha, bekor qilish vaqti keldi
bu sariyog'ni nima qilding.

437
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,782
Iltimos, menga rahmat aytishingiz kerak.
Aftidan, men seni o'lmas qildim.

438
00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:48,748
Men aslida juda rashkchiman.

439
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,037
Ha, lekin bu emas
yashashga arziydigan hayot, shunday emasmi?

440
00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:57,254
Endi men senga qilmoqchiman
Limp Bizkit 90-yillarning oxirida musiqaga nima qildi.

441
00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:00,423
Ota?

442
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:08,472
O'ylaymanki, biz hammamiz bunga rozi bo'lamiz
eng ulkan tarzda yon tomonga ketdi.

443
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,476
Xo'sh, ehtimol ko'p emas.

444
00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:15,731
Bu mening eng qimmatli narsam.

445
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:17,358
Nima?

446
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:19,229
Yo'q, yo'q, yo'q. Qani!

447
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:23,238
Make It Big - Jorjning albomi
Andy undov belgisini oldi.

448
00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:27,201
Xo'sh, men shunchaki tabassum qilishim kerakmi?
va sizni eshikdan silkitib yubordimi?

449
00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,832
Buni bahorgi tozalash kabi o'ylab ko'ring.

450
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,159
Faqat bahor o'lim bo'lsa.

451
00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:34,173
Xudo, agar menda har safar nikel bo'lsa
Men uni Bernadett Petersga urdim.

452
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,668
O'zingizga o'xshaysiz.

453
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:41,462
Bernadett hech qaerga ketmaydi,
chunki siz hech qaerga ketmaysiz.

454
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:42,296
Ichish.

455
00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:45,466
Sen haqsan. Saraton faqat mening jigarimda,
o'pka, prostata va miya.

456
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,640
Mensiz yashay oladigan barcha narsalar.

457
00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,972
Siz bu erda uydasiz.

458
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:54,636
Sizning Voltroningiz bilan o'ralgan
va sizning Bernadettingiz, va sizning men.

459
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:59,439
Eshiting, ikkalamiz ham bilamiz
bu saraton - bu ahmoq-shou.

460
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:07,369
Yakov-Smirnoffning ochilishi kabi.
Spin-Doctors-da-the-Ayova-shtat-yarmarka shit-shou.

461
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:12,656
Va hech qanday holatda
sizni o'sha shouga olib boramanmi.

462
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,669
Meni eslashingni istayman.

463
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,039
Men Rojdestvo arvohi emasman.

464
00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:20,875
Xo'sh, men bizni eslamoqchiman.

465
00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:23,008
Xudoga qasamki,
Men seni keyingi hayotda topaman...

466
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:26,218
va men gonna boom-box Careless Whisper
derazangizdan tashqarida.

467
00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,679
Qani!

468
00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:34,056
Hech kim bom-boks bo'lmagan. Xop?

469
00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,025
Biz bu bilan kurasha olamiz.

470
00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:43,361
Bundan tashqari, men bir narsani tushundim.

471
00:31:44,194 --> 00:31:49,324
Siz g'alaba qozonasiz. Sizning hayotingiz rasmiy
menikidan ko'ra behuda.

472
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:54,745
Men sizni sevaman.

473
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:07,554
Veyd.

474
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,971
Weas.

475
00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:13,562
Sizga kerakdek ko'rinasiz
Bir zarba va dush.

476
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,728
Xushmuomalalik chaqirsa ham
birinchi navbatda ikkinchisi uchun.

477
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,437
Patr??-nning uchta zarbasi haqida nima deyish mumkin?

478
00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:21,227
Yoki Triticum aestivum, bug'doy o'ti haqida nima deyish mumkin?

479
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,653
Immun tizimi uchun juda yaxshi.

480
00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,781
Iso Masih. Siz Vanessaga o'xshaysiz.

481
00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:25,988
Mana, tekshirib ko'ring.

482
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:29,487
Bularning barchasi uchun u jo'natadi
rangli klinika broshyuralari.

483
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:31,281
Ishonchim komilki, ularning barchasi FDA tomonidan tasdiqlangan.

484
00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:34,701
Checheniston. Siz boradigan joy shu emasmi
saraton kasalligiga chalinish uchunmi?

485
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:37,504
Sizda Xitoy va Markaziy Meksika bor.

486
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:40,206
Bilasizmi, ular ispan tilida qanday qilib "saraton" deyishadi?

487
00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:41,290
Yo'q.

488
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,670
El C??ncer.

489
00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:45,552
Men buni taxmin qilishim mumkin edi.

490
00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,472
Qarang, bu yerda qanchalik baxtli ko'rinyapsiz.

491
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:51,507
Buni saqlasam maylimi? Uni qo'ying,
Shunday qilib, qachon tirik ko'ringaningizni eslayman.

492
00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:53,972
Hech bo'lmaganda endi men o'lik hovuzni yutib olaman.

493
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:56,724
Endi siz o'lasiz
fojiali saraton.

494
00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,346
Men tushundim, Uiz. rahmat.

495
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:03,816
Va u yerdagi yigit
seni qidirib keldi.

496
00:33:03,857 --> 00:33:06,727
Haqiqiy Grim Reaper turi.

497
00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,736
Bilmadim. Syujetni davom ettirishi mumkin.

498
00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:13,831
Boothe.

499
00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:14,947
Veyd.

500
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,252
Janob Uilson.

501
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:22,920
Sizga qanday yordam berishim mumkin?

502
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:25,669
Bolalarni panel mikroavtobusga jalb qilishdan tashqari.

503
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:29,382
Yaqinda tushundim
terminal saratoni tashxisi qo'yilgan.

504
00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,554
Stalker ogohlantirishi.

505
00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:32,762
Bu mening ishim. Ishga qabul qilish.

506
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,932
Sizni shunday og'ir ahvolga solganingizdan afsusdaman.

507
00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:39,347
Ammo siz jangchisiz. Maxsus kuchlar.

508
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:41,732
41 ta o'lim tasdiqlangan.

509
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:43,690
Har etti haftada bitta.

510
00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:45,610
Aksariyat odamlar bir xil tezlikda soch olishadi.

511
00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:48,035
Bu ta'mni yuvish uchun.

512
00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:51,528
Juda ta'sirli bo'lishni unutish qiyin.

513
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:55,661
Va endi siz kunlaringizni o'tkazasiz
Kichkina odamlarga yopishib ...

514
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,240
Odamlar o'zgaradi. Nima xohlaysiz?

515
00:33:57,619 --> 00:34:00,659
Men tashkilot vakiliman
bu yordam berishi mumkin.

516
00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:06,294
Agar sizga aytsam nima bo'ladi
Sizning saratoningizni davolay olamizmi?

517
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:11,010
Va bundan tashqari, sizga qobiliyat bering
ko'pchilik erkaklar faqat orzu qiladimi?

518
00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:18,768
Aytmoqchimanki, siz reklama rolikiga o'xshaysiz,
lekin Slap Chop kabi yaxshi emas.

519
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:20,427
Ko'proq Shake Weight-y.

520
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:23,475
Dunyo favqulodda askarlarga muhtoj.

521
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,690
Biz sizni shunchaki yaxshilamaymiz.

522
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:28,690
Biz sizni yaxshiroqdan ko'ra yaxshiroq qilamiz.

523
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:30,994
Superqahramon.

524
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:36,319
Qarang, agent Smit,
Men qahramon biznesini sinab ko'rdim va u iz qoldirdi.

525
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:39,413
Ammo, agar men qachondir "o'ldir" desam,
Men seni qidiraman.

526
00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:44,670
ahmoq. Biz maktabdan 500 yard uzoqdamiz,
shuning uchun siz xohlaysiz ...

527
00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:50,881
Uning ichimligi uning ustida.

528
00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,303
U nima dedi?

529
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,542
Hoy, nima bo'lyapti?

530
00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:25,038
Hey. Kechirasiz.

531
00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:28,499
Men Liam Neesonning dahshatli tushini ko'rdim.

532
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:32,547
Men uning qizini o'g'irlaganimni orzu qilardim
va u shunchaki bunga ega emas edi.

533
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:44,483
Hoy, ular uchta filmni suratga olishdi.

534
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:48,647
Bir nuqtada siz hayron bo'lishingiz kerak
agar u faqat yomon ota-ona bo'lsa.

535
00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:06,656
Saraton haqida eng yomon narsa
bu sizga nima qiladi ...

536
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,920
lekin bu siz sevgan odamlarga nima qiladi.

537
00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:12,920
Bu odam mening hayotimni saqlab qola oladimi, kim bilardi...

538
00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:15,513
lekin men faqat borligini bilardim
Men uni qutqarishning bir usuli.

539
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,928
Superqahramonlar shunday qilmaydimi?

540
00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:38,316
Xop. Keling, bu superqahramon ishini himoya qilaylik.

541
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,200
Pro: Ular bir gaggle eshak pastga torting.

542
00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:44,623
Mahalliy quruq tozalash chegirmalari.

543
00:36:44,661 --> 00:36:48,711
Daromadli filmlar, ikkalasi ham kelib chiqishi tarixi
va kattaroq jamoaviy filmlar.

544
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:51,918
Kamchilik: Ularning hammasi oqsoq o'qituvchining uy hayvonlari.

545
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,670
Bilasizmi, men sizni eshitaman.

546
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:56,882
Men siz bilan gaplashmadim.
Men ular bilan gaplashdim.

547
00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:58,633
Shu yerda qoling.

548
00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:01,089
Siz oldin ogohlantirilgansiz, Dedpul.

549
00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:05,006
Bu sharmandalik va
vakolatlaringizdan beparvo foydalanish.

550
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,266
Ikkalangiz ham biz bilan kelasiz.

551
00:37:07,309 --> 00:37:11,229
Qarang, Colossus, mening bunga vaqtim yo'q
yaxshi ikki tuflili ahmoqlik hozir!

552
00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:13,111
Va siz?

553
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,573
Negasonic Teenage Warhead.

554
00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:20,070
Negasonic Teenage...
Nima ahmoq?

555
00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:21,863
Bu eng zo'r ism!

556
00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:26,038
Xo'sh, siz uning yordamchisimisiz?

557
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,577
Yo'q. Stajyor.

558
00:37:27,621 --> 00:37:29,081
Menga taxmin qilaylik.

559
00:37:29,122 --> 00:37:31,622
X-Men sizni nima bilan ortda qoldirdi?
Ajablanarlisi?

560
00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:32,786
Bu sizni nima qiladi?

561
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:35,254
Bu yerda yo‘qligingni ko‘rsatib,
Negasonic Teenage Warhead.

562
00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:36,555
Biz nomlarni almashtira olamizmi?

563
00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:38,214
Biz boramizmi?

564
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,626
Qarang! Men o'smir qizman.

565
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,885
Men bu erdan ko'ra har qanday joyda bo'lishni afzal ko'raman.

566
00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:45,138
Men uzoq, g'amgin sukunat haqidaman ...

567
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:48,640
keyin yomon izohlar,
keyin yana sukunat.

568
00:37:49,059 --> 00:37:52,439
Xo'sh, nima bo'ladi, a?
Uzoq g'amgin sukunat...

569
00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:55,019
yoki izoh degani? Davom et.

570
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,574
Siz meni bu erda qutiga solib qo'ydingiz.

571
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,570
Biz bunga yo'l qo'ya olmaymiz, Dedpul.

572
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,072
Iltimos, tinchgina keling.

573
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,413
Siz katta xo'roz o'g'ri!

574
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:05,449
Bu yaxshi emas.

575
00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:06,992
Haqiqatan ham buni men uchun behuda qilmoqchimisiz?

576
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:11,747
Menga ishoning, o'sha xirillash sumkasi
dick-maslahatlari u keladi.

577
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,330
U sof yovuz.

578
00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:17,999
Qolaversa... hech kimga zarar yetmaydi.

579
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,601
Bu yigit allaqachon yuqorida edi
men bu erga kelganimda.

580
00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:28,807
Ueyd, sen bundan yaxshisan.

581
00:38:28,849 --> 00:38:32,349
- Bizga qo'shiling. O'z kuchlaringizdan yaxshilik uchun foydalaning.
-Oldindan qisqa ma'lumot berish.

582
00:38:32,394 --> 00:38:33,814
Superqahramon bo'l.

583
00:38:33,854 --> 00:38:34,774
Eshiting!

584
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,153
Men bo'lishga qaror qilgan kun
jinoyatga qarshi kurashuvchi ahmoq...

585
00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:40,614
kim boshqa bir guruh bilan xonalar
Neverland saroyida kichkina yig'layotganlar ...

586
00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:45,532
ba'zi dahshatli, qari, kal,
Jannat darvozasiga o‘xshagan ahmoq...

587
00:38:45,574 --> 00:38:47,334
o'sha kuni...

588
00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:49,616
Yorqinligingizni yuboraman,
baxtli eshak do'stlik iltimosi.

589
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:52,161
Ammo shu vaqtgacha,
Men bu erga nima qilish uchun kelganimni qilaman.

590
00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:54,955
Yoki u yoki bu kaltakni sendan urib yubor!

591
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,250
-Veyd...
-Hey.

592
00:38:56,293 --> 00:38:57,503
Zip qiling, Sin??(Mualliflik huquqi) reklama!

593
00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:58,674
Hey, dush-hovuz!

594
00:38:58,712 --> 00:38:59,922
Va umid qilamanki, siz tomosha qilyapsiz ...

595
00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:06,426
Juda baxtsiz.

596
00:39:09,806 --> 00:39:12,056
Shunday qiladi!

597
00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:17,808
Kanada!

598
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:20,227
Bu yaxshi emas.

599
00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:21,365
Wade, iltimos.

600
00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:22,401
Xo'roz otildi!

601
00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:26,027
Bechora xotining.

602
00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:27,872
Siz haqiqatan ham to'xtashingiz kerak.

603
00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:33,833
Barcha dinozavrlar T. reksdan qoʻrqishgan.

604
00:39:38,502 --> 00:39:40,712
Va'da beraman, bu senga yomonroq bo'ladi, katta bola!

605
00:39:40,754 --> 00:39:41,924
Bu uyatli.

606
00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:44,472
Iltimos, pastga tushing.

607
00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:48,012
Siz bir oyoqli odam haqida eshitgansiz
eshak tepish musobaqasida?

608
00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,513
Sizda o'chirish tugmasi bormi?

609
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:52,354
Ha, prostata bezining yonida.
Yoki bu yoqish tugmasimi?

610
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:53,270
Yetarli!

611
00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:04,896
Keling, professor bilan gaplashaylik.

612
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,203
McAvoy yoki Styuart?

613
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,449
Bu vaqt jadvallari juda chalkash.

614
00:40:10,784 --> 00:40:13,454
— O‘likmi, tirikmi, men bilan kelasan!

615
00:40:13,495 --> 00:40:15,045
Siz tuzalib ketasiz, Ueyd.

616
00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:16,960
Siz har doim shunday qilasiz.

617
00:40:21,461 --> 00:40:24,881
Siz 127 soatni ko'rganmisiz? Spoiler ogohlantirishi.

618
00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:29,805
Yo Xudo.

619
00:40:29,845 --> 00:40:30,895
Yomon.

620
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:36,095
Mana, pul o'qildi, bolam.

621
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,520
Xudo bormi? Bu menman, Margaret.

622
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,867
Tosh, pastga tushing.

623
00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:55,367
Va hayot hayajonli tarzda yakunlanganda ...

624
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:59,870
siz uni odatda orqaga qaytarishingiz mumkin
bitta katta, yomon qarorga.

625
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:03,166
Sizni yuborgan
Shitsburgga boradigan yo'lda.

626
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:06,261
Bu? Xo'sh, bu meniki edi.

627
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,258
Janob Uilson.

628
00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:14,184
Hech narsa qalbimni ko'proq isitmaydi
boshqa birovning o'zgarishidan ko'ra.

629
00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:15,932
Oxir-oqibat siz "sahrat" ni bosdingiz.

630
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,100
Meni to'g'ri qilishga va'da ber.

631
00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:21,769
Shunday qilib, men boshqa birov tomonidan to'g'ri qila olaman.

632
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:22,983
Albatta.

633
00:41:23,732 --> 00:41:25,482
Va iltimos, super-kostyumni yashil rangga aylantirmang.

634
00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:28,276
Yoki jonlantirilgan.

635
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:37,834
Ko'chiring! Harakatda davom eting.

636
00:41:48,465 --> 00:41:50,595
Bu joy sanitarga o'xshaydi.

637
00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:53,593
Mening birinchi iltimosim issiqroq qo'llar.

638
00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:57,427
Va, Iso, issiqroq stol.

639
00:41:58,975 --> 00:42:00,845
Biz haqiqatan ham yuqoriga kelishimiz kerak
xavfsiz so'z bilan, do'stlar.

640
00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:03,016
Men "cho'chqa go'shti va loviya" deb o'ylayman.

641
00:42:07,317 --> 00:42:08,527
Oson.

642
00:42:10,529 --> 00:42:12,819
Xonim uchun biroz kuchli emasmisiz?

643
00:42:13,615 --> 00:42:14,995
Men Vanga qo'ng'iroq qilaman.

644
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,120
Gugurtlarda nima gap?

645
00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:23,122
Og'zaki fiksatsiya
yoki shunchaki Stallonening katta muxlisimi?

646
00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:25,958
Sabr, farishta.

647
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:28,628
Hammasi yaxshi vaqtda.

648
00:42:28,672 --> 00:42:30,592
Siz aylanma xizmati uchun shu yerdamisiz?
yoki nima?

649
00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:33,425
Boshqa suhbatdoshimiz bor.

650
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:35,298
Men faqat birinchi kunimdan hayajondaman
super qahramonlar lagerida.

651
00:42:35,345 --> 00:42:37,505
Ovozingni yoping.

652
00:42:40,851 --> 00:42:42,811
Janob Uilson, mening ismim Ayaks.

653
00:42:43,770 --> 00:42:45,860
Men bu ustaxonani boshqaraman.

654
00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:50,230
Mening salomlashish nutqim ilgari shunday edi
kabi evfemizmlarga to'la...

655
00:42:50,277 --> 00:42:53,907
"Bu biroz og'riydi."
"Bu sizga biroz noqulaylik tug'dirishi mumkin."

656
00:42:53,947 --> 00:42:56,237
Lekin men to'mtoq bo'lib qoldim.

657
00:42:56,283 --> 00:42:58,913
Bu ustaxona emas
hukumat boshchiligidagi dastur.

658
00:42:58,952 --> 00:43:02,622
Bu aylanadigan xususiy muassasa
siz kabi meliorativ loyihalar ...

659
00:43:02,664 --> 00:43:06,004
g'ayrioddiy qobiliyatli odamlarga.

660
00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:10,877
Ammo agar siz g'ayritabiiy kuchlar haqida o'ylasangiz
og'riqsiz sotib olinadi ...

661
00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:12,628
Noto'g'ri.

662
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:17,390
Men sizga faollashtiruvchi zardobni ukol qilaman
DNKingizda yashiringan har qanday mutant genlar.

663
00:43:17,637 --> 00:43:21,557
Uning ishlashi uchun biz mavzuga kirishimiz kerak
siz haddan tashqari stressga duch kelasiz.

664
00:43:27,022 --> 00:43:30,322
Siz buni to'liq eshitgansiz
"omlet tayyorlang, tuxum sindiring" bir oz, to'g'rimi?

665
00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:32,487
Men seni xafa qilmoqchiman, Ueyd.

666
00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:36,203
Bir paytlar o‘zim ham shu yerda bemor bo‘lganman, bilasiz.

667
00:43:36,740 --> 00:43:39,240
Davolash har kimga har xil ta'sir qiladi.

668
00:43:39,576 --> 00:43:42,406
Bu Anxelni g'ayriinsoniy kuchli qildi.

669
00:43:42,746 --> 00:43:46,746
Mening vaziyatimda bu mening reflekslarimni kuchaytirdi.

670
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:50,210
Asablarimni ham kuydirdi,
shuning uchun men endi og'riqni his qilmayman.

671
00:43:51,922 --> 00:43:55,762
Va, aslida, men endi hech narsani his qilmayman.

672
00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:07,057
Rahmat! Rahmat. Rahmat.

673
00:44:07,354 --> 00:44:09,114
Tishlaringda nimadir bor.

674
00:44:10,023 --> 00:44:12,233
U erda o'rtada.
Faqat, men...

675
00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:15,185
Romain salatining bir oz nugget
yoki biror narsa.

676
00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:19,617
Bu meni uzoq vaqtdan beri bezovta qilmoqda.

677
00:44:21,076 --> 00:44:22,116
Sizga qarashga majbur qildi.

678
00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:25,870
Ayaks sizning haqiqiy ismingizmi?
Chunki u shubhali tarzda uydirilgandek tuyuladi.

679
00:44:25,914 --> 00:44:27,044
Bu aslida nima?

680
00:44:27,082 --> 00:44:29,502
Kevin? Bryus? Skott?

681
00:44:29,543 --> 00:44:31,133
Mitch? Rikstermi?

682
00:44:31,795 --> 00:44:33,305
Bu Basil Fawltymi?

683
00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:35,130
Hazillashing.

684
00:44:35,590 --> 00:44:38,470
Bu erda hech qachon omon qolmaydigan bir narsa
hazil tuyg'usidir.

685
00:44:38,969 --> 00:44:40,259
Bu haqda ko'ramiz.

686
00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:41,643
O'ylaymanki, qilamiz.

687
00:44:42,973 --> 00:44:44,563
U hammasi sizniki.

688
00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:45,809
Qo'ysangchi; qani endi.

689
00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:49,439
Siz meni bu erda yolg'iz qoldirasiz
kamroq g'azablangan Rozi O'Donnell bilanmi?

690
00:44:53,817 --> 00:44:55,897
Bu shunday ishlaydi.

691
00:44:55,944 --> 00:44:58,954
Adrenalin sarum uchun katalizator vazifasini bajaradi...

692
00:44:59,573 --> 00:45:02,083
shuning uchun biz majbur bo'lamiz
sizni azoblamoq.

693
00:45:03,827 --> 00:45:08,657
Agar omadingiz bo'lsa, mutant genlar faollashadi
va ajoyib tarzda namoyon bo'ladi.

694
00:45:12,961 --> 00:45:15,801
Agar yo'q bo'lsa, biz olamiz
sizni xafa qilishda davom etish uchun ...

695
00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:20,342
yangi va turli yo'llar bilan,
har biri avvalgidan ko'ra og'riqli ...

696
00:45:23,013 --> 00:45:25,353
nihoyat mutatsiyaga uchraguningizcha.

697
00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:28,185
Yoki o'lish.

698
00:45:35,025 --> 00:45:36,655
Siz chelaklar ro'yxatini nazarda tutyapsizmi?

699
00:45:36,693 --> 00:45:38,993
Ro'yxat kabi.

700
00:45:39,029 --> 00:45:41,699
Men chindan ham chaqmoq yoqmoqchiman
Olimpiya mash'alasi yonida.

701
00:45:42,282 --> 00:45:44,162
Darhol menga uzating.

702
00:45:44,201 --> 00:45:50,161
Yalang'och tandem tagida sakrashni unutmaylik
WNBAning Sakramento monarxlari bilan.

703
00:45:51,208 --> 00:45:54,338
Mening chelaklar ro'yxatimdagi hamma narsa
ommaviy yalang'ochlikni o'z ichiga oladi.

704
00:45:54,836 --> 00:45:57,706
Nihoyat, Meredit Baxter-Birneyni berish
gollandiyalik pech.

705
00:45:58,006 --> 00:46:01,126
Yo'q. Gollandiyalik pechni qabul qilish
Meredit Baxter-Birneydan.

706
00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:09,225
Bolalarim uchun bananli krep tayyorlayapman.

707
00:46:12,646 --> 00:46:14,686
Vanessa.

708
00:46:18,193 --> 00:46:20,573
Men Vanessani ko'rmoqchiman.

709
00:46:20,612 --> 00:46:22,032
Siz go'zalsiz.

710
00:46:22,072 --> 00:46:25,492
Boshqa hech kimni bilmayman,
lekin menga tegdi.

711
00:46:25,534 --> 00:46:26,664
Biz shunchaki hazillashdik.

712
00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:29,001
Yo'q, yo'q. Hammasi joyida.

713
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,750
Men chalg'itishni rag'batlantiraman.

714
00:46:32,499 --> 00:46:34,879
Bizdan voz kechishingizni xohlamaysizmi,
endi bo'ladimi?

715
00:46:34,918 --> 00:46:36,748
Hoy, undan hech narsa olma, Kanningem.

716
00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:40,092
U qanchalik qattiq bo'lishi mumkin ...

717
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:43,051
Frensis kabi ism bilan?

718
00:46:43,635 --> 00:46:44,765
Frensis?

719
00:46:45,053 --> 00:46:46,473
Bu uning qonuniy ismi.

720
00:46:47,097 --> 00:46:50,557
“Ayaks”ni idish-tovoq sovunidan oldi.

721
00:46:52,602 --> 00:46:56,192
F-R-A-N-C-I...

722
00:46:56,690 --> 00:46:58,020
Voy!

723
00:46:59,818 --> 00:47:02,698
Quruq tozalash yorlig'ini ushladi
laboratoriya xalatingizni echib oling.

724
00:47:04,614 --> 00:47:07,034
Ma’lumot uchun, men sizni olaman
super qahramon uchun chegirma.

725
00:47:07,075 --> 00:47:08,485
Siz juda tinimsiz zerikarlisiz.

726
00:47:08,535 --> 00:47:09,585
rahmat.

727
00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:10,869
Hech qachon eshitmaganman.

728
00:47:10,912 --> 00:47:14,172
Nega hammamizga yaxshilik qilmaysiz
va jim bo'lsinmi?

729
00:47:14,207 --> 00:47:16,207
Yoki go‘zal og‘zingni tikib qo‘yaman.

730
00:47:18,003 --> 00:47:19,753
Men sizning o'rningizda bo'lganimda bunday qilmagan bo'lardim.

731
00:47:19,796 --> 00:47:23,046
Qarang, muammo shu
kechayu kunduz qiynoqlar bilan...

732
00:47:23,091 --> 00:47:26,051
siz haqiqatan ham qila olmaysiz
u yerdan yuqoriga ko'taring.

733
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,020
Siz shunday deb o'ylaysizmi?

734
00:47:36,313 --> 00:47:38,823
Agar bu sizning mutatsiyangizni ochmasa,
keyin, yaxshi ...

735
00:47:39,649 --> 00:47:40,939
hech narsa bo'lmaydi.

736
00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:44,359
Endi biz qiladigan narsa pastroq
havodagi kislorod kontsentratsiyasi ...

737
00:47:44,404 --> 00:47:47,034
siz his qilayotgan aniq nuqtaga
bo'g'ayotgandek.

738
00:47:47,324 --> 00:47:50,494
Agar miyangiz sekinlashsa,
siz hushidan ketish arafasidasiz...

739
00:47:51,161 --> 00:47:52,291
keyin biz O2 ni oshiramiz.

740
00:47:53,330 --> 00:47:54,750
Agar yurak urish tezligi sekinlashsa ...

741
00:47:54,789 --> 00:47:57,499
ya'ni siz nafas olishingiz mumkin ...

742
00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:58,922
biz uni orqaga qaytaramiz.

743
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:03,214
Va biz sizni shu erda qoldiramiz.
Shu yerda.

744
00:48:03,590 --> 00:48:05,880
Va men sizlarni avvallari zo'r deb o'yladim.

745
00:48:05,926 --> 00:48:08,336
Buning eng kulgili tomonini bilasizmi?

746
00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:11,465
Hali ham biz sizni superqahramon qilamiz deb o'ylaysiz.

747
00:48:12,307 --> 00:48:15,767
Siz. Shafqatsiz oqindi.

748
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,560
Fohishalar ichida hip-chuqur.

749
00:48:19,272 --> 00:48:20,902
Sen hech narsa emassan.

750
00:48:21,858 --> 00:48:23,318
Kichik sir, Ueyd.

751
00:48:24,152 --> 00:48:28,242
Bu ustaxona superqahramonlarni yaratmaydi,
biz super-qul qilamiz.

752
00:48:29,324 --> 00:48:33,084
Biz sizga nazorat bo'yinbog'ini o'rnatamiz
va sizni kim oshdi savdosida eng yuqori narx taklif qilganga qo'ying.

753
00:48:33,870 --> 00:48:35,250
Ular sizni nima qilishlarini kim biladi?

754
00:48:36,081 --> 00:48:39,541
Fuqarolarni qo'rqitish,
ozodlik kurashchilarini tor-mor qilish.

755
00:48:41,711 --> 00:48:44,551
Ehtimol, vaqti-vaqti bilan maysazorni o'rib oling.

756
00:48:45,048 --> 00:48:47,508
Senga nima bo'ldi?

757
00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:55,604
Bundan keyin siz hech qachon uyga qaytmaysiz.

758
00:48:55,642 --> 00:48:57,852
Endi jasur yuz bor.

759
00:48:58,895 --> 00:49:00,435
Kuting, kuting! Kutib turing. Kutib turing.

760
00:49:02,774 --> 00:49:06,694
Rostini aytsam, sizda nimadir bor
hozir tishlaringda.

761
00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:09,993
Dam olish kunlarini maroqli o'tkazing.

762
00:49:10,365 --> 00:49:12,075
"Hafta oxiri"? Zaxiralash.

763
00:49:12,117 --> 00:49:13,327
Dam olish kunlarimi?

764
00:49:55,035 --> 00:49:57,125
Bu sevgi hikoyasi deb aytdimmi?

765
00:49:57,162 --> 00:49:59,622
Yo‘q, bu qo‘rqinchli film.

766
00:50:16,097 --> 00:50:18,267
Jahannam.

767
00:50:18,308 --> 00:50:21,558
Kimdir zarbasini yo'qotganga o'xshaydi
Homecoming King da.

768
00:50:21,603 --> 00:50:23,693
Menga nima qilding?

769
00:50:23,730 --> 00:50:27,110
Men shunchaki stress darajangizni oshirdim
mutatsiyani qo'zg'atish uchun etarlicha yuqori.

770
00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:29,280
Seni sadistik ahmoq!

771
00:50:29,986 --> 00:50:31,486
Men seni davoladim, Ueyd.

772
00:50:32,322 --> 00:50:33,952
Endi sizning mutatsiyaga uchragan hujayralaringiz hamma narsani davolay oladi.

773
00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:37,835
Bu sizning saratoningizga hujum qiladi
imkon qadar tez shakllanadi.

774
00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:41,659
Ha, men shunga o'xshash yon ta'sirlarni ilgari ko'rganman.

775
00:50:42,958 --> 00:50:43,998
Men ularni davolay olardim...

776
00:50:47,587 --> 00:50:49,257
lekin buning qayerda zavq bor?

777
00:50:51,591 --> 00:50:54,141
Endi men seni yana yopaman, Ueyd.

778
00:50:55,929 --> 00:50:57,889
Men kerak bo'lgani uchun emas.

779
00:51:01,852 --> 00:51:03,562
Chunki men xohlayman.

780
00:51:18,034 --> 00:51:19,244
Ha mayli.

781
00:51:19,286 --> 00:51:20,496
Davom etishga ruxsat.

782
00:51:23,707 --> 00:51:25,537
Sizdan axlat hidi kelyapti.

783
00:51:28,837 --> 00:51:29,877
Onajon.

784
00:51:30,797 --> 00:51:32,717
Hammasi joyida, hammasi joyida.

785
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,550
Menimcha, biz unga qarzdormiz, shundaymi?

786
00:51:35,802 --> 00:51:38,182
Siz uchasiz. Davom et.

787
00:51:38,972 --> 00:51:40,312
Yo'qol.

788
00:51:51,318 --> 00:51:52,898
Tez savol.

789
00:51:55,197 --> 00:51:57,237
Mening ismim nima?

790
00:52:02,996 --> 00:52:04,326
O'ylamadim.

791
00:52:06,208 --> 00:52:08,918
Kechirasiz, Frensis. Mening lablarim muhrlangan.

792
00:54:05,368 --> 00:54:06,828
Siz meni o'ldirmoqchi emassiz.

793
00:54:06,870 --> 00:54:09,120
Men yagonaman
sizning xunuk krujkangizni kim tuzatadi.

794
00:55:05,846 --> 00:55:07,426
Mening ismim nima?

795
00:55:13,603 --> 00:55:14,773
Veyd.

796
00:56:22,130 --> 00:56:25,170
Men shunchaki el c??ncerga davo topmadim...

797
00:56:26,676 --> 00:56:29,346
Hamma narsaga davo topdim.

798
00:56:33,016 --> 00:56:35,266
Ammo bitta narsa bor edi ...

799
00:56:35,310 --> 00:56:36,940
bu haqiqatan ham muhim edi.

800
00:57:06,383 --> 00:57:07,433
Qani, ketaylik.

801
00:57:12,764 --> 00:57:15,524
Oh, bu og'riyapti.

802
00:57:16,518 --> 00:57:17,978
Sizga katta rahmat.

803
00:57:29,906 --> 00:57:32,156
Xudo, u juda jinni.

804
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,620
Uning yuziga qarang.

805
00:57:33,660 --> 00:57:36,040
Yo Xudo. Bechora yigit.

806
00:57:36,079 --> 00:57:37,209
Azizim, qaramang.

807
00:57:37,247 --> 00:57:38,407
Freak.

808
00:57:58,768 --> 00:58:02,108
Bo'lishi mumkin emas. Men uning hayotini yaratmayman
menikidek xunuk.

809
00:58:02,397 --> 00:58:04,937
Qani, Ueyd, u qadar yomon bo'lishi mumkin emas.

810
00:58:04,983 --> 00:58:06,323
Bekorchilik!

811
00:58:06,359 --> 00:58:09,609
Men ichimdan ham, tashqaridan ham yirtqich hayvonman.
Men tsirkka tegishliman.

812
00:58:09,654 --> 00:58:12,204
Wade, Vanessa sizni yaxshi ko'radi.
U sizning nima qilishingizga ahamiyat bermaydi ...

813
00:58:13,992 --> 00:58:14,952
Sizga ko'rgan narsa yoqdimi?

814
00:58:15,202 --> 00:58:16,372
Yo'q.

815
00:58:16,870 --> 00:58:20,830
Siz avakado jinsiy aloqa qilganga o'xshaysiz
yoshi kattaroq, jirkanch avakado bilan.

816
00:58:21,249 --> 00:58:22,039
Ha.

817
00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:24,173
Yumshoq emas. Bu nafratga o'xshardi.

818
00:58:24,211 --> 00:58:26,131
Nimadir xatolik yuz berdi
munosabatlar bilan ...

819
00:58:26,171 --> 00:58:29,801
va bu yagona katarsis edi
ular zo'ravonliksiz topishlari mumkin edi.

820
00:58:29,841 --> 00:58:32,431
Va yagona yigit
Kim bu nopok krujkani tuzatadi...

821
00:58:32,469 --> 00:58:35,179
Buyuk Britaniyaning ahmoqidir
mutant zavodini kim boshqargan.

822
00:58:35,222 --> 00:58:37,142
Va u ketdi. Poof!

823
00:58:37,182 --> 00:58:38,892
Ha, nimadir qilishing kerak
buni tuzatish uchun ...

824
00:58:38,934 --> 00:58:41,984
chunki hozirgacha
sizda faqat bitta harakat bor.

825
00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:43,270
La'nat to'g'ri.

826
00:58:43,313 --> 00:58:45,193
- Frensisni toping.
- Qo'rqinchli filmlarda rol o'ynagan.

827
00:58:45,232 --> 00:58:46,192
Nima?

828
00:58:46,233 --> 00:58:48,443
O'zingizning qo'rqinchli filmlaringizda yulduz bo'ling.

829
00:58:48,485 --> 00:58:52,325
Chunki siz Freddi Kryugerga o'xshaysiz
Yuta shtatining topografik xaritasi bilan yuzma-yuz.

830
00:58:53,156 --> 00:58:54,906
Mana, men aslida nima qilaman.

831
00:58:54,950 --> 00:58:57,620
Men uning ekipaji orqali ishlayman
kimdir Frensisdan voz kechmaguncha ...

832
00:58:57,661 --> 00:59:00,041
uni tuzatishga majburlash,
keyin uning bosh suyagiga o'q qo'ydi ...

833
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:01,750
va miya teshigini sik.

834
00:59:01,790 --> 00:59:04,920
Men buni ko'rishni xohlamayman
yoki yana o'ylab ko'ring.

835
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:07,170
Lekin ahmoq odam qiladi
o'lgan deb o'ylaysiz, to'g'rimi?

836
00:59:07,212 --> 00:59:07,922
Ha.

837
00:59:07,963 --> 00:59:09,843
Juda yaxshi.
Siz uni shunday saqlashingiz kerak.

838
00:59:09,881 --> 00:59:11,551
Nima, masalan, niqob kiyish kerakmi?

839
00:59:11,591 --> 00:59:14,551
Ha. Juda qalin niqob.
Har doim.

840
00:59:15,303 --> 00:59:16,303
Kechirasiz...

841
00:59:16,346 --> 00:59:18,966
ovorasan.

842
00:59:19,015 --> 00:59:20,925
Sizning yuzingiz dahshatli tushlardir.

843
00:59:20,976 --> 00:59:22,346
Tishli moyak kabi.

844
00:59:22,394 --> 00:59:24,154
Siz yolg'iz o'lasiz.

845
00:59:24,187 --> 00:59:25,807
Aytmoqchimanki, agar siz o'lishingiz mumkin edi.

846
00:59:26,439 --> 00:59:28,399
Ideal holda, boshqalar uchun.

847
00:59:28,441 --> 00:59:29,691
Bu qiladi.

848
00:59:29,985 --> 00:59:31,785
Endi sizga faqat kostyum kerak bo'ladi
va taxallus ...

849
00:59:31,820 --> 00:59:33,700
Wisecracker Wade kabi ...

850
00:59:34,114 --> 00:59:37,244
yoki Qo'rqinchli, janob Neverdi.

851
00:59:38,118 --> 00:59:39,118
ahmoq.

852
00:59:39,703 --> 00:59:40,793
Nima?

853
00:59:41,621 --> 00:59:43,621
Men butun pulimni senga topshirdim va hozir...

854
00:59:43,665 --> 00:59:45,255
Men hech qachon g'alaba qozona olmasligimni angladim...

855
00:59:45,292 --> 00:59:46,172
O'lik hovuz.

856
00:59:50,172 --> 00:59:52,472
Kapitan Dedpul.

857
00:59:54,342 --> 00:59:55,472
Yo'q, shunchaki...

858
00:59:55,510 --> 00:59:57,260
- Shunchaki Dedpul, ha.
- Shunchaki Deadpul.

859
00:59:57,304 --> 00:59:59,264
Sizga, janob Hovuz.

860
00:59:59,556 --> 01:00:02,056
Dedpul.
Bu g'alati franchayzaga o'xshaydi.

861
01:00:16,656 --> 01:00:18,736
Bu axlatda yong'oq bo'ladi.

862
01:00:19,826 --> 01:00:20,826
Frensis qayerda?

863
01:00:35,091 --> 01:00:36,761
Frensis qayerda?

864
01:00:44,935 --> 01:00:46,855
Qon uchun Seltzer suvi va limon.

865
01:00:48,188 --> 01:00:51,108
Yoki qizil kiying. Tentak.

866
01:01:09,835 --> 01:01:11,295
Meni ikki marta so'rashga majburlamang.

867
01:01:12,671 --> 01:01:14,051
Qayerda...

868
01:01:14,089 --> 01:01:16,219
Frensismi?

869
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,510
U meni ikki marta so'rashga majbur qildi.

870
01:01:18,552 --> 01:01:20,552
Niqob ovozimni bo'g'mayaptimi?

871
01:01:25,350 --> 01:01:26,810
Frensis qayerda?

872
01:01:29,437 --> 01:01:31,267
Frensis qayerda?

873
01:01:39,948 --> 01:01:43,328
Sizni Zamboni o'ldirishga oz qoldi.

874
01:01:43,368 --> 01:01:44,578
Frensis qayerda?

875
01:01:45,996 --> 01:01:47,116
Yo'q! Iltimos!

876
01:01:47,747 --> 01:01:51,207
Oh, Xudo! Men juda afsusdaman!

877
01:01:51,751 --> 01:01:54,381
Kichkina o'rgimchak maymun!

878
01:01:57,465 --> 01:02:00,925
Qayerda... Frensis?

879
01:02:02,095 --> 01:02:03,345
Bu chalkash.

880
01:02:03,388 --> 01:02:06,348
Sizni urish jinsiy aloqami?
Sizni urmaslik ko'proq jinsiy aloqami?

881
01:02:06,391 --> 01:02:08,691
Aytmoqchimanki, chiziq haqiqiy bo'ladi ... loyqa.

882
01:02:09,060 --> 01:02:10,980
FRANSIS QAYERDA?

883
01:02:12,564 --> 01:02:15,824
Ayting-chi, xo'jayiningiz qayerda?
yoki siz o'lasiz!

884
01:02:16,443 --> 01:02:18,073
Besh daqiqada!

885
01:02:28,205 --> 01:02:29,965
Menga qo'ng'iroq qilishdan tortinmang.

886
01:02:45,597 --> 01:02:47,767
Sizni ko'rganimdan xursandman, Jared.

887
01:02:48,934 --> 01:02:50,394
Men piyoda yuraman...

888
01:02:50,894 --> 01:02:51,734
to'liq yuklangan.

889
01:03:07,327 --> 01:03:08,947
41 ta o'lim tasdiqlangan.

890
01:03:08,995 --> 01:03:11,405
Hozir 89 yoshda. 90 ga yaqin.

891
01:03:12,165 --> 01:03:13,455
Janob Uilson?

892
01:03:15,252 --> 01:03:17,422
Siz juda tirik ko'rinyapsiz.

893
01:03:18,255 --> 01:03:19,305
Faqat tashqi tomondan.

894
01:03:19,965 --> 01:03:22,885
- Bu men uchun yaxshi tugamaydi, shunday emasmi?
- Bu siz uchun yaxshi tugamaydi, yo'q.

895
01:03:22,926 --> 01:03:24,086
Sizning xo'jayiningiz qayerda?

896
01:03:24,135 --> 01:03:25,755
Men sizga aniq ayta olaman ...

897
01:03:27,472 --> 01:03:29,352
Oh, siz menga aytasiz, lekin birinchi navbatda ...

898
01:03:29,933 --> 01:03:32,233
Buning uchun uzoqqa qarashni xohlashingiz mumkin.

899
01:03:32,269 --> 01:03:33,519
Endi bu kichkina cho'chqachi ketdi ...

900
01:03:35,647 --> 01:03:37,937
Rahmat, agent Smit.

901
01:03:41,528 --> 01:03:42,278
Taksi!

902
01:03:44,030 --> 01:03:46,280
Kirish! Sayohat uchun ajoyib kun.

903
01:03:48,285 --> 01:03:49,665
Va bu qanday bo'lganini hammamiz bilamiz.

904
01:03:52,622 --> 01:03:54,832
Voy! Siz buni ko'rmasligingiz kerak edi.

905
01:04:02,799 --> 01:04:04,629
U yerda. Hamma ushlandi.

906
01:04:12,559 --> 01:04:14,479
Biz shu yerdamiz.

907
01:04:15,395 --> 01:04:18,475
Barcha axlatlaringizdan qon ketgani uchun uzr.

908
01:04:24,738 --> 01:04:26,818
Qon uchun Seltzer suvi va limon.

909
01:04:28,992 --> 01:04:31,542
G'azabning ba'zi turlarini boshqarib bo'lmaydi ...

910
01:04:31,578 --> 01:04:36,668
Sizning yillik rejangiz kabi
noto'g'ri odam parchalanishi bilan tugaydi!

911
01:04:37,334 --> 01:04:41,844
Aytgancha, yaralarni yalash vaqti kelganda,
uydek joy yo'q.

912
01:04:42,672 --> 01:04:46,932
Va men bu uyni siz uchrashgan odam bilan baham ko'raman,
kir yuvishxonadagi ko'r kampir Al.

913
01:04:47,344 --> 01:04:48,894
Xudo, men kokainni sog'indim.

914
01:04:49,513 --> 01:04:50,223
Uning.

915
01:04:51,348 --> 01:04:53,928
To'rtinchi devor sinishi
to'rtinchi devor sinishi ichida.

916
01:04:54,184 --> 01:04:56,734
Bu 16 ta devorga o'xshaydi.

917
01:04:57,270 --> 01:05:02,690
U mening Batmenim uchun Robinga o'xshaydi,
faqat u qari, qora va ko'r.

918
01:05:02,734 --> 01:05:04,404
Menimcha, u meni sevib qolgan.

919
01:05:04,861 --> 01:05:08,241
Kutib turing, Robin ham Batmanni yaxshi ko'radi.

920
01:05:18,250 --> 01:05:19,250
Al?

921
01:05:21,670 --> 01:05:22,920
Tong, uyqusirab.

922
01:05:24,548 --> 01:05:26,718
Bu yerda kampirning shimining hidi keladi.

923
01:05:26,758 --> 01:05:28,718
Ha, men qarib qoldim. Men shim kiyaman.

924
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,350
Lekin siz xonim emassiz.

925
01:05:31,513 --> 01:05:33,183
Juda qulay.

926
01:05:33,932 --> 01:05:36,982
Ko'r bo'lishning ijobiy tomoni:
Men sizni hech qachon Crocsda ko'rmaganman.

927
01:05:37,018 --> 01:05:38,518
Mening kattaligimni nazarda tutyapsiz,
rezina onanizm poyabzali?

928
01:05:38,562 --> 01:05:39,522
Ha, bilaman.

929
01:05:40,063 --> 01:05:42,733
Ko'r bo'lishning salbiy tomoni...

930
01:05:42,774 --> 01:05:44,944
Men bu dupleksda hamma narsani eshitaman.

931
01:05:47,279 --> 01:05:48,529
Tayoqqa o'tiring.

932
01:05:48,572 --> 01:05:49,572
Baktin?

933
01:05:49,614 --> 01:05:53,704
Ha. Baktin buni qilishi kerak.

934
01:05:54,911 --> 01:05:58,751
Kullen qanday ketyapti?
IKEA o'zini o'zi yig'maydi, bilasiz.

935
01:05:58,790 --> 01:06:01,750
Sen menga aytyapsan.
Men Kullenga qarshi emasman.

936
01:06:01,793 --> 01:06:03,673
Bu Xurdalda yaxshilanish.

937
01:06:04,337 --> 01:06:06,957
Iltimos. Hamma narsa yaxshilanishdir
Xurdal ustida.

938
01:06:07,007 --> 01:06:10,507
Men Xemnes olgan bo'lardim
yoki Xurdal ustidagi Trysil.

939
01:06:11,636 --> 01:06:13,926
Yo'q, men hayajonlanmadim
Men Kullenni ko'rmagunimcha.

940
01:06:14,264 --> 01:06:15,144
Vidalang, iltimos.

941
01:06:15,182 --> 01:06:16,562
Bu yerga? Endimi? Hazillashdim.

942
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:17,810
Bilaman, oradan o‘nlab yillar o‘tdi.

943
01:06:17,851 --> 01:06:18,981
Siz hayron bo'lardingiz.

944
01:06:19,686 --> 01:06:20,766
Juda g'azablangan.

945
01:06:22,772 --> 01:06:25,192
Ta... Da.

946
01:06:30,989 --> 01:06:34,119
Craigslist haqida hech qachon eshitmaganimni xohlardim.

947
01:06:34,534 --> 01:06:37,164
Va men iqtibos keltiraman: "Xonadoshni qidiryapman,
hayotning nomukammalliklariga ko'r.

948
01:06:37,204 --> 01:06:38,334
"Qo'llar bilan yaxshi bo'lishi kerak."

949
01:06:38,371 --> 01:06:40,621
Yoki buni xohlaysiz
Men IKEA quraman va siz ijara to'laysizmi?

950
01:06:40,665 --> 01:06:42,535
Nega ertalab bunday dush?

951
01:06:43,293 --> 01:06:44,423
Keling, xulosa qilaylik.

952
01:06:44,461 --> 01:06:46,801
Meni bu jinniga aylantirgan xo'roz qushqo'nmasi...

953
01:06:46,838 --> 01:06:48,458
bugun qo'llarimdan sirg'alib ketdi...

954
01:06:50,133 --> 01:06:51,343
Qo'l.

955
01:06:51,801 --> 01:06:54,931
Uni qo'lga olish mening yagona imkoniyatim edi
yana qizg'in, mening super sexy sobiqimni qaytarib oling ...

956
01:06:54,971 --> 01:06:57,271
va bu ahmoqlikning oldini oling
boshqa birov bilan sodir bo'lishidan.

957
01:06:57,307 --> 01:07:01,057
Shunday qilib, ha, bugungi kun juda qiziqarli edi
silliqlash qog'ozli dildo sifatida.

958
01:07:02,979 --> 01:07:04,519


959
01:07:21,998 --> 01:07:23,998
Bizning do'stimiz kimligini bilib oldik
qizil kostyumda.

960
01:07:26,336 --> 01:07:28,206
Jin ursin Ueyd Uilson.

961
01:07:29,172 --> 01:07:31,512
Aytaylik, men ham niqob kiydim
agar shunday yuzim bo'lsa.

962
01:07:32,175 --> 01:07:33,715
Men ham xuddi shunday shifo topishimni xohlardim.

963
01:07:37,681 --> 01:07:40,481
Shunday bo'lsa-da, biz uni o'z baxtsizlikimizdan qutqaramiz.

964
01:07:40,517 --> 01:07:41,767
Bizning shartlarimiz bo'yicha.

965
01:07:42,185 --> 01:07:43,935
To'g'ri. Va qachon shifo topadi?

966
01:07:44,938 --> 01:07:46,058
U qila olmaydi.

967
01:07:46,106 --> 01:07:48,686
Hech narsa bo'lmasa, yo'q
undan qolgan.

968
01:07:48,733 --> 01:07:52,703
Bilasizmi, bu kulgili.
Men ahmoqni deyarli sog'indim.

969
01:07:54,114 --> 01:07:55,534
Menga qiyinchilik yoqadi.

970
01:07:56,867 --> 01:07:59,037
Ammo u biznes uchun yomon.

971
01:07:59,077 --> 01:08:00,787
Endi uni topamiz.

972
01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:06,670
Tylenol PM?

973
01:08:06,710 --> 01:08:09,210
Siz buni yopishingiz mumkin
Baktinni qaerga yopishtirgansiz.

974
01:08:09,629 --> 01:08:12,049
Men omborimni bostirib chiqdim
donolik tishi Percocet ...

975
01:08:12,090 --> 01:08:16,050
va men orbitadaman
lanat Saturn hozir.

976
01:08:18,889 --> 01:08:20,969
Lekin men imo-ishorani qadrlayman.

977
01:08:21,892 --> 01:08:26,352
Men aqldan ozdimmi,
yoki sizning qo'lingiz haqiqatan ham kichkinami?

978
01:08:26,396 --> 01:08:28,146
Taxminan KFC sportining o'lchami.

979
01:08:30,317 --> 01:08:32,527
Tushundim nega bunchalik jahlingiz bor...

980
01:08:32,569 --> 01:08:35,569
lekin sizning kayfiyatingiz hech qachon ko'tarilmaydi
bu ayolni topmaguningizcha...

981
01:08:35,614 --> 01:08:37,034
va unga his-tuyg'ularingizni ayting.

982
01:08:37,073 --> 01:08:40,453
Sizga nima deyman, Magu xonim?
U menga ega bo'lmasdi.

983
01:08:40,493 --> 01:08:42,203
Agar meni ko'rsangiz, tushungan bo'lardingiz.

984
01:08:42,245 --> 01:08:43,365
Ko'rinish hamma narsa emas.

985
01:08:43,413 --> 01:08:44,543
Ko'rinish hamma narsa.

986
01:08:44,581 --> 01:08:46,711
Devid Bekxemning nutqini eshitganmisiz?

987
01:08:46,750 --> 01:08:48,750
U og'iz orqali jinsiy aloqa qilganga o'xshaydi
bir quti geliy.

988
01:08:49,169 --> 01:08:52,419
O'ylab ko'ring, Rayan Reynolds shu darajaga yetdi
uning ustun aktyorlik uslubida?

989
01:08:52,464 --> 01:08:53,884
Sevgi ko'r, Ueyd.

990
01:08:53,924 --> 01:08:54,594
Yo'q.

991
01:08:55,926 --> 01:08:57,176
Siz ko'rsiz.

992
01:08:57,844 --> 01:09:00,764
Xo'sh, siz shunchaki u erda yotib, nola qilasizmi?

993
01:09:00,805 --> 01:09:02,885
Yo'q, men bu qo'lgacha kutaman
balog'at yoshiga yetib boradi...

994
01:09:02,933 --> 01:09:04,933
va keyin men kelaman
butunlay yangi Rojdestvo kuni rejasi bilan.

995
01:09:05,852 --> 01:09:08,522
Ayni paytda,
siz xonani tark etishingiz mumkin.

996
01:09:09,189 --> 01:09:11,609
Ishonchim komilki, bu qo'lda juda katta tuyuladi.

997
01:09:12,943 --> 01:09:15,653
Olg'a! Olg'a! Olg'a.

998
01:09:16,196 --> 01:09:19,156
Shunday qilib, shifokor: “Yomon xabar
Sizning umringiz ko'p emas."

999
01:09:19,199 --> 01:09:20,779
Shunday qilib, bemor aytadi:
"Menda qancha vaqt bor?"

1000
01:09:20,825 --> 01:09:22,735
Doktor: “Besh” deydi.

1001
01:09:22,786 --> 01:09:24,406
Yigit: "Besh nima?"

1002
01:09:24,454 --> 01:09:28,334
Doktor aytadi:
"To'rt, uch, ikki ..."

1003
01:09:35,507 --> 01:09:37,047
Xonimlar sizga yordam bera olamanmi?

1004
01:09:39,636 --> 01:09:40,796
Men shunday umid qilaman.

1005
01:09:45,016 --> 01:09:49,146
Menga ishora qila olasiz deb eshitdim
do'stim yo'nalishida.

1006
01:09:49,688 --> 01:09:50,688
Ueyd Uilsonning ismi.

1007
01:09:52,232 --> 01:09:53,362
Kechirasiz.

1008
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:54,980
Men ismini bilmayman.

1009
01:10:02,325 --> 01:10:04,655
Hey, bunday bo'lmasliging kerak
panjara ortida.

1010
01:10:08,373 --> 01:10:10,293
Men bu qizni ko'rganman.

1011
01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:12,843
Bu Vanessa bo'lishi kerak.
Siz haqingizda juda ko'p eshitganman.

1012
01:10:17,591 --> 01:10:19,341
Azizim, siz atrofga qarashni xohlaysiz.

1013
01:10:19,926 --> 01:10:22,506
Bu haqiqatan ham joy emas
shunga o'xshash biror narsa qilish.

1014
01:10:23,930 --> 01:10:25,680
Oson, Anxel.

1015
01:10:25,724 --> 01:10:27,104
Kichkina odamni qo'ying.

1016
01:10:28,685 --> 01:10:30,435
Bizda hozir hamma narsa bor.

1017
01:10:30,854 --> 01:10:31,904
Ishonching komilmi?

1018
01:10:32,606 --> 01:10:35,686
Siz hech qanday kiyimni xohlamaysiz
bu monoxromatik emasmi?

1019
01:10:35,734 --> 01:10:38,404
Yarim tunda xursand bo'ling
Blade II namoyishi.

1020
01:10:42,073 --> 01:10:43,783
Mening orqamni olganingiz uchun rahmat, bolalar.

1021
01:10:48,788 --> 01:10:53,078
Ueyd, bizda muammo bor.
“Biz” deganda esa “siz”ni nazarda tutyapman.

1022
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:55,630
Men buni qilayotganimga ishonmayman.

1023
01:10:56,129 --> 01:10:59,009
Yarim qo'rquvga so'z bormi,
yarim g'azablanganmi?

1024
01:10:59,049 --> 01:11:01,179
Ha, menimcha, "jahldor".

1025
01:11:01,218 --> 01:11:03,008
Siz nima qaror qildingiz
unga aytasizmi?

1026
01:11:03,053 --> 01:11:04,053
Meni sik!

1027
01:11:04,387 --> 01:11:06,307
Ehtimol, bundan boshlamaslik kerak.

1028
01:11:12,229 --> 01:11:15,519
Hoy, hozir sahnamizga keling...

1029
01:11:15,565 --> 01:11:17,725
Poklik uchun undan voz keching!

1030
01:11:21,571 --> 01:11:23,911
Yoki men uni Irony deb atashni yaxshi ko'raman.

1031
01:11:23,949 --> 01:11:26,079
Numbnutsdan oldin uni tezroq topib olganingiz ma'qul.

1032
01:11:26,117 --> 01:11:27,617
Uning bu yerda ekanligini qayerdan bilasiz?

1033
01:11:27,661 --> 01:11:30,791
Chunki men o‘sha tulkini tinmay ta’qib qilaman.

1034
01:11:55,772 --> 01:11:59,282
Har safar uni ko'rganimda,
birinchi marta bo'lgani kabi ...

1035
01:12:00,110 --> 01:12:02,280
Ayniqsa, bu burchakdan.

1036
01:12:25,802 --> 01:12:29,812
Sevgini sotib bo'lmaydi,
lekin siz uni uch daqiqaga ijaraga olishingiz mumkin.

1037
01:12:32,851 --> 01:12:35,521
Seni zaif onang!

1038
01:12:36,313 --> 01:12:37,313
Qo'ysangchi; qani endi!

1039
01:12:38,523 --> 01:12:41,823
Qani, birga ol.
Bu men haqimda emas, bu Vanessa haqida.

1040
01:12:45,989 --> 01:12:47,319
Qani boshladik.

1041
01:12:49,910 --> 01:12:51,490
Maksimal harakat.

1042
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,170
Vanessa.

1043
01:12:58,668 --> 01:13:02,838
Orqadan kimdir sizni so'rayapti.
Eski yigit haqida nimadir.

1044
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:31,280
Bu siz ekanligingizni bilardim.

1045
01:13:33,119 --> 01:13:35,039
G'alati, egri qirralar.

1046
01:13:36,623 --> 01:13:38,463
Jumboq kabi.

1047
01:13:48,552 --> 01:13:50,392
Buning uchun Ueyd Uilsonga rahmat aytishingiz kerak.

1048
01:13:59,396 --> 01:14:00,936
Hey. Hey! U qayerga ketdi?

1049
01:14:01,898 --> 01:14:04,438
Men uning boshini orqaga qarab ko'rdim.
Boring, uni oling, yo'lbars.

1050
01:14:32,470 --> 01:14:34,220
Onasi!

1051
01:14:34,264 --> 01:14:36,604
- Kuting, kuting. Kelinglar... Faqat...
- Xo'roz jonglyorligi...

1052
01:14:36,641 --> 01:14:38,561
- Biz nima qilishimiz haqida gaplashishimiz mumkin ...
-Jimini! Jin bo'lsin!

1053
01:14:38,602 --> 01:14:39,892
OK, yoki siz buni urishingiz mumkin.

1054
01:14:39,936 --> 01:14:41,766
- Ha, ha, ha.
-Jin ursin! Jin ursin!

1055
01:14:41,813 --> 01:14:44,483
-Yo'q, yo'q. Yaxshi. Hey!
-Jin ursin! Jin ursin!

1056
01:14:44,941 --> 01:14:45,981
-Jin ursin!
-Hey.

1057
01:14:47,027 --> 01:14:49,107
Rohatlaning. Rohatlaning. Xop.

1058
01:14:49,154 --> 01:14:50,494
Xop. Menimcha, bu yaxshi boshlanish.

1059
01:14:50,530 --> 01:14:52,620
Men uning onasini yirtib yuboraman...

1060
01:14:52,657 --> 01:14:53,657
Kutib turing.

1061
01:14:53,700 --> 01:14:55,200
- Toping! Toping.
-Nima?

1062
01:14:55,243 --> 01:14:56,663
- Men jahli chiqaman.
-Xop. Yaxshi.

1063
01:14:57,078 --> 01:14:58,868
Yaxshi. Xop. Yaxshi.

1064
01:14:58,914 --> 01:15:00,254
Bu yerga. Bu Vanessa.

1065
01:15:00,290 --> 01:15:02,330
-Nima?
- Yo'q, kuting. Bu Frensis.

1066
01:15:02,375 --> 01:15:03,995
U sizning uning oldiga kelishingizni xohlaydi.

1067
01:15:04,294 --> 01:15:06,464
-Bu nima?
- Bu kulgili kulgich.

1068
01:15:06,838 --> 01:15:08,968
Bilasizmi, bu cho'chqa
jilmaygan yuz va ko'zlar bilan?

1069
01:15:09,007 --> 01:15:11,337
Men shokoladli yogurt deb o'yladim
shuncha vaqt davomida.

1070
01:15:12,052 --> 01:15:13,262
Menga qurol kerak.

1071
01:15:13,303 --> 01:15:14,473
Xo'sh, qaysilari?

1072
01:15:14,513 --> 01:15:15,643
Menga barcha qurollar kerak!

1073
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:16,890
Yaxshi. Xop.

1074
01:15:37,577 --> 01:15:39,037
Bu taxminan 3000 tur.

1075
01:15:39,996 --> 01:15:42,036
12 bilan nima qilishim mumkinligini hammamiz bilamiz.

1076
01:15:42,457 --> 01:15:44,667
Ehtiyot bo'ling, Ronni Milsap!

1077
01:15:44,709 --> 01:15:45,789
Biz pastga tushamiz.

1078
01:15:47,254 --> 01:15:50,804
Men tunni B?rje yig'ish bilan o'tkazmoqchi edim,
lekin bu meni qiziqtiradi.

1079
01:15:51,967 --> 01:15:54,797
Men senga aytdimki, biz Urvaj bilan boramiz,
B?rje emas.

1080
01:15:54,845 --> 01:15:56,855
Uni boshingizdan o'tkazing
yoki shahardan ket.

1081
01:15:56,888 --> 01:15:59,678
ahmoq. Bu uydagi barcha qismlar.

1082
01:15:59,724 --> 01:16:01,484
Yo'q. Qo'ysangchi; qani endi. Qani ketdik.
Yutalsin.

1083
01:16:01,852 --> 01:16:03,352
Yuqoriga, yuqoriga, yuqoriga.

1084
01:16:04,771 --> 01:16:05,901
Pastga, pastga, pastga.

1085
01:16:05,939 --> 01:16:06,649
Jin bo'lsin.

1086
01:16:08,775 --> 01:16:11,485
,45 kal. Menga yoqdi.

1087
01:16:13,655 --> 01:16:14,915
Veyd...

1088
01:16:16,116 --> 01:16:18,826
Men siz bilan borardim, lekin xohlamayman.

1089
01:16:23,373 --> 01:16:24,543
Eshiting, Al...

1090
01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:30,795
Agar sizni boshqa ko'rsam, men sizni xohlayman
seni juda sevishimni bilish uchun.

1091
01:16:31,715 --> 01:16:36,845
Bundan tashqari, taxminan 116 kilogramm kokain bor
kvartiraning biron bir joyiga ko'milgan ...

1092
01:16:36,887 --> 01:16:39,677
ko'rlik uchun davoning o'ng yonida.
Omad tilaymiz.

1093
01:16:45,187 --> 01:16:46,477
Siz xafa bo'lishni xohlaysizmi?

1094
01:16:56,573 --> 01:16:58,073
Uni bu yerga qo'ying.

1095
01:17:08,293 --> 01:17:09,503
Keyin davom et.

1096
01:17:11,922 --> 01:17:14,512
Rahmat, beg'ubor. Va men sizni nazarda tutyapman.

1097
01:17:14,966 --> 01:17:18,296
Voy-buy. Siz ham gapiruvchisiz. Siz va Veyd.

1098
01:17:18,345 --> 01:17:21,605
Men sizga ahmoqlarni aytmoqchi edim,
siz noto'g'ri qizni oldingiz.

1099
01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:23,180
Mening eski yigitim, u o'lgan.

1100
01:17:23,225 --> 01:17:26,895
Qarang, men ham shunday deb o'yladim.
Ammo u qaytib kelishda davom etmoqda.

1101
01:17:26,937 --> 01:17:28,267
Hamamböceği kabi...

1102
01:17:28,313 --> 01:17:29,613
lekin xunukroq.

1103
01:17:30,649 --> 01:17:34,109
Endi men his qilmasligim mumkin, lekin u his qiladi.

1104
01:17:35,195 --> 01:17:37,075
Keling, u qanday jang qilishini ko'rib chiqaylik
boshingiz bilan blokda.

1105
01:17:45,997 --> 01:17:47,497
Ripley, Alien 3 dan!

1106
01:17:48,124 --> 01:17:49,964
Qani, sen qaribsan.

1107
01:17:51,628 --> 01:17:54,088
Soxta kulish. Haqiqiy og'riqni yashirish.

1108
01:17:54,130 --> 01:17:55,510
Kumush to'plarni oling.

1109
01:17:55,549 --> 01:17:57,799
Siz tishlab olmoqchimisiz?
Erta qushlar uchun maxsusmi?

1110
01:17:57,843 --> 01:18:00,353
Biror narsa noto'g'ri bo'lgandek
quyosh botishidan oldin ovqatlanish yoki pulni tejash.

1111
01:18:00,804 --> 01:18:04,144
Yo'q, siz bu yomon odamni bilasiz
qo'yib yubordingizmi?

1112
01:18:04,724 --> 01:18:06,644
U mening qizimni oldi.

1113
01:18:06,685 --> 01:18:08,065
Siz uni qaytarib olishimga yordam berasiz.

1114
01:18:08,478 --> 01:18:10,308
Wade? Bu sizmi?

1115
01:18:10,355 --> 01:18:14,775
Ha, bu men, Dedpul,
va men rad eta olmaydigan taklif oldim.

1116
01:18:17,487 --> 01:18:18,647
Men shu yerda kutaman, maylimi?

1117
01:18:18,697 --> 01:18:20,777
Bu katta uy.
Qiziq, men sizdan faqat ikkitasini ko'rganman.

1118
01:18:20,824 --> 01:18:24,124
Bu deyarli studiyaga o'xshaydi
boshqa X-Manni sotib olishga qurbi yetmasdi.

1119
01:18:27,664 --> 01:18:29,124
Va shuning uchun, mening fikrimcha ...

1120
01:18:29,165 --> 01:18:32,375
"Koza" filmi
sof pornografiya.

1121
01:18:32,878 --> 01:18:34,668
Bu jilmaygan odamni kim olib keldi?

1122
01:18:34,713 --> 01:18:36,803
Yorqin, ammo halokatli.

1123
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:40,890
U erda mening xrom penisli do'stim
Menga buni qattiq qilishga rozi bo'ldi.

1124
01:18:41,469 --> 01:18:45,469
Buning evaziga men qilaman, dedim
uning bolalar guruhiga qo'shilishni o'ylab ko'ring.

1125
01:18:45,515 --> 01:18:46,805
Bu bolalar guruhi emas.

1126
01:18:46,850 --> 01:18:47,890
Albatta, unday emas.

1127
01:18:49,227 --> 01:18:50,897
Xo'sh, Gitani qaytarib olish uchun omad bormi?

1128
01:18:51,688 --> 01:18:54,148
Men mahkam ushlab turishga harakat qildim, janob Hovuz...

1129
01:18:54,191 --> 01:18:57,821
lekin Bandxu yanada ayyorroq
va mendan chiroyliroq.

1130
01:18:58,486 --> 01:19:00,196
Menimcha, siz juda yoqimlisiz.

1131
01:19:06,077 --> 01:19:07,077
Dopinder?

1132
01:19:09,039 --> 01:19:10,039
U nima edi; Nima bo'lgandi?

1133
01:19:12,083 --> 01:19:17,713
Bagajdagi bu Bandxu edi.

1134
01:19:18,381 --> 01:19:19,671
Kimni taqiqlaydi?

1135
01:19:19,716 --> 01:19:22,506
Mening romantik raqibim Bandhu.
U yukxonada bog'langan.

1136
01:19:22,552 --> 01:19:24,222
Men siz aytgandek qilyapman, DP.

1137
01:19:24,262 --> 01:19:28,062
Men uni tandir baliq kabi ichmoqchiman,
keyin uning jasadini Gitaning ostonasiga tashla.

1138
01:19:29,392 --> 01:19:31,062
Men unga buni qil demadim.

1139
01:19:31,102 --> 01:19:33,812
Mutlaqo yo'q.
Tarjimada yo'qoldi.

1140
01:19:33,855 --> 01:19:37,065
Dopinder, buning iloji yo'q
Gitaning yuragini qaytarish uchun!

1141
01:19:37,108 --> 01:19:38,228
Men siz bilan juda faxrlanaman.

1142
01:19:38,276 --> 01:19:40,566
Bandhuni xavfsiz va yumshoq qilib tashlang.

1143
01:19:40,612 --> 01:19:41,532
Uni o'ldiring.

1144
01:19:41,571 --> 01:19:43,701
Va keyin Gitani qaytarib oling ...

1145
01:19:43,740 --> 01:19:46,530
eski uslubda:
bolalik jozibasi bilan.

1146
01:19:46,576 --> 01:19:47,906
Uni o'g'irlab ket.

1147
01:19:49,454 --> 01:19:50,624
U juda o'lik.

1148
01:19:56,086 --> 01:19:57,706
Men aniq besh yuqori taxmin?

1149
01:19:57,754 --> 01:19:59,094
Siz uchunmi? 10.

1150
01:20:00,590 --> 01:20:03,380
Yaxshi, bolalar, keling, u erga chiqaylik
va farq qiling.

1151
01:20:03,426 --> 01:20:05,296
Nima qilishni bilasiz.

1152
01:20:06,263 --> 01:20:08,893
Ularni o'ldir, hovuz bolasi!

1153
01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:12,100
Chimi-fuckin'-changas qilish vaqti keldi.

1154
01:20:13,603 --> 01:20:15,233
Ko'pincha o'rtoq yuzingizni buzmaydi ...

1155
01:20:15,272 --> 01:20:18,232
Bosh suyagi sizning aqlingizni buzadi,
Sizning bo'lajak onangizni ushlab oladi ...

1156
01:20:18,275 --> 01:20:22,455
va shaxsan to'rttasini ko'radi
eng dahshatli beshta daqiqangizdan.

1157
01:20:22,487 --> 01:20:26,657
Aytaylik, ko‘rina boshladi
Rojdestvoga juda o'xshaydi.

1158
01:20:39,629 --> 01:20:40,959
Hey.

1159
01:20:41,006 --> 01:20:42,296
Yupqa sumkangiz qayerda?

1160
01:21:01,151 --> 01:21:02,571
Bandhu?

1161
01:21:04,112 --> 01:21:06,242
Xabar qoldiring va kuningiz baxtli o'tsin.

1162
01:21:06,281 --> 01:21:07,621
Xudo la'nati!

1163
01:21:07,657 --> 01:21:09,367
Men buni eski uslubda qilaman ...

1164
01:21:09,409 --> 01:21:12,829
ikki qilich va maksimal harakat bilan.

1165
01:21:13,830 --> 01:21:14,830
Musiqa tinglang.

1166
01:21:31,014 --> 01:21:33,474
Ueyd Uilson!

1167
01:21:34,017 --> 01:21:35,637
Mening ismim nima?

1168
01:21:36,269 --> 01:21:37,849
Men buni siz uchun aytib beraman.

1169
01:21:40,190 --> 01:21:41,270
Boring, oling.

1170
01:21:41,316 --> 01:21:42,476
Superqahramon qo'nishi.

1171
01:21:42,526 --> 01:21:44,526
U superqahramon qo'nishni amalga oshiradi.
Uni kuting.

1172
01:21:49,157 --> 01:21:50,317
Superqahramon qo'nish!

1173
01:21:50,867 --> 01:21:51,947
Bilasizmi, bu juda qiyin
tizzangizda.

1174
01:21:52,285 --> 01:21:53,695
Mutlaqo amaliy emas. Ularning hammasi qiladi.

1175
01:21:54,204 --> 01:21:57,504
Siz yoqimli ayolsiz,
lekin men o'zimni Frensis uchun qutqaraman.

1176
01:21:57,541 --> 01:21:58,751
Shuning uchun men uni olib keldim.

1177
01:21:58,792 --> 01:22:02,002
Men ayolni urmaslikni afzal ko'raman,
shuning uchun iltimos ...

1178
01:22:09,219 --> 01:22:12,309
Aytmoqchimanki, uni nima uchun olib keldim?

1179
01:22:13,849 --> 01:22:16,019
Yo'q, tvitingni tugat.
Bu emas... Bu...

1180
01:22:16,059 --> 01:22:17,639
Bizga bir soniya bering. Ha.

1181
01:22:17,686 --> 01:22:19,016
Mana, ketasan. Uni hashtag qiling.

1182
01:22:20,397 --> 01:22:22,227
Boring, uni oling, yo'lbars.

1183
01:22:28,905 --> 01:22:32,655
Men bosim o'tkazayotgan odamga juda achinaman
uni bitiruv marosimida jinsiy aloqada.

1184
01:22:33,368 --> 01:22:34,908
Xo'sh, unda. Yong'in!

1185
01:22:46,673 --> 01:22:48,303
Uni sikishni tugating!

1186
01:22:48,341 --> 01:22:49,381
Til, iltimos.

1187
01:22:49,426 --> 01:22:50,586
Xo'roz emish.

1188
01:23:16,620 --> 01:23:18,290
Uzoqqa qara, bolam.

1189
01:23:19,039 --> 01:23:20,369
Uzoqqa qara!

1190
01:23:27,714 --> 01:23:29,054
Kutib turing!

1191
01:23:29,090 --> 01:23:30,260
Kutib turing!

1192
01:23:30,300 --> 01:23:31,300
Olovni to'xtating!

1193
01:23:31,343 --> 01:23:32,683
Olovni to'xtating!

1194
01:23:32,719 --> 01:23:34,179
Birodarlar! Hey! Hey!

1195
01:23:35,555 --> 01:23:39,265
Siz faqat ishlaysiz
o'sha shit-spackled muppet fart uchun.

1196
01:23:39,309 --> 01:23:43,349
Shunday qilib, men sizga imkoniyat beraman
Barchangiz o'qotar qurollaringizni qo'yishingiz uchun ...

1197
01:23:43,396 --> 01:23:46,396
imtiyozlar evaziga,
yumshoq bilan chegaradosh ...

1198
01:23:46,441 --> 01:23:49,901
ehtimol hatto sevgiliga o'xshash davolanish.

1199
01:23:51,947 --> 01:23:53,237
Yaxshi.

1200
01:23:53,281 --> 01:23:54,201
Komando!

1201
01:25:06,396 --> 01:25:07,306
Paketchali choy!

1202
01:25:11,902 --> 01:25:12,862
Bob?

1203
01:25:13,945 --> 01:25:14,895
Wade?

1204
01:25:14,946 --> 01:25:16,236
Oh, xudoyim, men seni o'shandan beri ko'rmadim...

1205
01:25:16,281 --> 01:25:18,571
- Jeksonvill. Juma kunlari.
-TGI juma kunlaridan beri.

1206
01:25:19,367 --> 01:25:21,077
Xo'sh, qanday jahannam!

1207
01:25:21,661 --> 01:25:23,161
Xudo, bu erga kel, sen.

1208
01:25:25,332 --> 01:25:27,292
Bolalar qanday? Yaxshimi?

1209
01:25:27,834 --> 01:25:29,754
Va Geyl?
U hali ham orkinos kostryulkasini tuzatyaptimi?

1210
01:25:29,794 --> 01:25:32,594
Juda yaxshi! Ammo bel uchun yomon,
Agar nima haqida gapirayotganimni bilsangiz.

1211
01:25:39,304 --> 01:25:42,644
Sizning... Chapda.
Siz go'zal ayolsiz.

1212
01:25:42,682 --> 01:25:43,732
Bu juda shirin.

1213
01:25:45,185 --> 01:25:46,105
rahmat.

1214
01:25:58,365 --> 01:26:01,955
U sizga ham eslatma yozadimi?
U juda romantik.

1215
01:26:02,327 --> 01:26:03,697
Xavotir olma, bolam. Men kelaman.

1216
01:26:05,330 --> 01:26:06,120
Yong'in!

1217
01:26:13,713 --> 01:26:15,173
Hey!

1218
01:26:15,507 --> 01:26:16,467
Yuqoriga chiqing!

1219
01:26:53,503 --> 01:26:55,053
Onasi...

1220
01:27:06,433 --> 01:27:08,893
Onasi kiyinishi kerak edi
uning jigarrang shimi.

1221
01:27:11,688 --> 01:27:12,858
To'g'ri aytdingiz, go'zal.

1222
01:27:13,732 --> 01:27:15,442
Qizil, albatta, mening rangim.

1223
01:27:16,359 --> 01:27:17,319
Wade?

1224
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:18,240
Xavotir olma, bolam...

1225
01:27:18,695 --> 01:27:20,695
Men seni o'sha axlat qutisidan olib chiqaman.

1226
01:27:21,198 --> 01:27:23,408
Ichkariga qaytib kirishning qanday yaxshi usuli
sening boshingmi?

1227
01:27:23,450 --> 01:27:25,370
Oh, siz hech qachon ketmadingiz.

1228
01:27:25,410 --> 01:27:27,540
Lekin sen shunday qilding, ahmoq!

1229
01:27:27,579 --> 01:27:29,039
Chuqur nafas oling, azizim.

1230
01:27:30,582 --> 01:27:31,712
Oh, kuting.

1231
01:27:32,834 --> 01:27:34,384
So'zlarni noto'g'ri tanlash.

1232
01:27:36,588 --> 01:27:39,468
Umid qilamanki, ular og'riqni to'sib qo'yishdi
oxirgi asabingizga qadar.

1233
01:27:39,508 --> 01:27:40,588
'Chunki men borishim kerak!

1234
01:27:42,010 --> 01:27:44,050
Eshityapmanki, siz hozir tana a'zolarini qayta tiklaysiz,
Veyd.

1235
01:27:44,554 --> 01:27:45,434
Ishim tugagach...

1236
01:27:45,680 --> 01:27:47,520
qismlari sizni qayta o'sishi kerak bo'ladi.

1237
01:27:47,557 --> 01:27:48,677
Yaxshisi.

1238
01:27:49,601 --> 01:27:51,521
Ha, bu yaxshi edi.

1239
01:27:51,561 --> 01:27:52,521
Raqsga tushamiz.

1240
01:27:53,897 --> 01:27:55,147
Raqs deganda esa...

1241
01:27:55,190 --> 01:27:56,270
keling, bir-birimizni o'ldirishga harakat qilaylik.

1242
01:28:50,954 --> 01:28:53,164
Yaxshi. Mushtlar.

1243
01:28:53,456 --> 01:28:55,286
Sizning oxirgi shanba oqshomingiz kabi.

1244
01:30:17,207 --> 01:30:19,287
Tentak!

1245
01:31:15,640 --> 01:31:16,640
Shu yerda turing, bolam!

1246
01:31:17,142 --> 01:31:19,102
-Veyd!
- Tushundim!

1247
01:31:22,522 --> 01:31:24,482
Menda reja bor. Bu sizga yoqmaydi.

1248
01:31:35,118 --> 01:31:36,238
Jin! Jin! Jin!

1249
01:31:42,209 --> 01:31:44,709
Xavotir olmang. Men buning ustiga to'liq ishonaman.

1250
01:32:00,727 --> 01:32:01,807
Jin ursin!

1251
01:32:02,729 --> 01:32:05,609
Maksimal harakat!

1252
01:32:47,941 --> 01:32:48,941
rahmat.

1253
01:32:53,864 --> 01:32:55,534
Faqat sekin oling.

1254
01:33:05,959 --> 01:33:08,589
Yo Xudo! Shunday edi...

1255
01:33:39,618 --> 01:33:41,198
Hech qanday so'z yo'q!

1256
01:33:42,245 --> 01:33:45,865
Men va siz yo'ldamiz
bu butterface tuzatish uchun.

1257
01:33:46,625 --> 01:33:47,635
Nima?

1258
01:33:50,170 --> 01:33:52,880
Sen ahmoq ahmoq.

1259
01:33:53,423 --> 01:33:57,973
Haqiqatan ham o'yladingizmi
Buning davosi bormidi...?

1260
01:33:59,888 --> 01:34:00,808
Nima?

1261
01:34:01,264 --> 01:34:02,354
Siz meni eshitdingiz.

1262
01:34:04,142 --> 01:34:05,312
Yo'q.

1263
01:34:05,352 --> 01:34:06,602
Yo'q!

1264
01:34:13,777 --> 01:34:16,777
Demak, siz aytmoqchisiz ...

1265
01:34:17,572 --> 01:34:21,832
Bularning barchasidan keyin meni tuzata olmaysizmi?

1266
01:34:22,410 --> 01:34:24,540
Aytganingda ahmoqroq eshitiladi.

1267
01:34:24,579 --> 01:34:29,669
Qo'lidan kelmasligini tan oladigan ahmoq odam kabi
Men uni tirik qoldirgan yagona narsam uchunmi?

1268
01:34:33,505 --> 01:34:35,345
Oxirgi so'zlar bormi?

1269
01:34:37,217 --> 01:34:38,297
Mening ismim nima?

1270
01:34:39,427 --> 01:34:40,717
Kim qayg'uradi?

1271
01:34:40,762 --> 01:34:41,552
Veyd!

1272
01:34:43,181 --> 01:34:45,561
To'rt-besh daqiqa.

1273
01:34:46,142 --> 01:34:47,142
Uzr so'rayman?

1274
01:34:47,185 --> 01:34:49,555
To'rt-besh daqiqa,
Buning uchun hamma narsa kerak.

1275
01:34:50,272 --> 01:34:51,152
Kimga?

1276
01:34:52,315 --> 01:34:53,645
Qahramon bo'l.

1277
01:34:55,652 --> 01:34:58,402
Hamma buni to'la vaqtli ish deb o'ylaydi.

1278
01:34:58,446 --> 01:35:02,026
Qahramonni uyg'ot, qahramon tishlarini yuv,
qahramon ishga boring.

1279
01:35:02,826 --> 01:35:04,616
To'g'ri emas.

1280
01:35:04,661 --> 01:35:09,831
Bir umr davomida faqat to'rttasi bor
yoki haqiqatan ham muhim bo'lgan besh daqiqa.

1281
01:35:10,208 --> 01:35:12,708
Sizga tanlov taklif qilingan lahzalar.

1282
01:35:12,752 --> 01:35:16,922
Qurbonlik qilish, kamchilikni yengish,
do'stni qutqar...

1283
01:35:17,716 --> 01:35:20,336
dushmanni qutqaring.

1284
01:35:20,760 --> 01:35:22,140
Shu daqiqalarda...

1285
01:35:22,929 --> 01:35:25,809
qolgan hamma narsa tushib ketadi.

1286
01:35:26,516 --> 01:35:29,056
Dunyo bizni qanday ko'radi.

1287
01:35:29,436 --> 01:35:30,436
Biz qanday...

1288
01:35:34,691 --> 01:35:35,691
Nega?

1289
01:35:36,943 --> 01:35:38,993
Siz uchib yurgan edingiz.

1290
01:35:39,029 --> 01:35:42,069
Albatta, men qotib qolgan bo'lishim mumkin
pepperoni yassi nonga o'xshaydi ...

1291
01:35:42,115 --> 01:35:44,905
lekin hech bo'lmaganda lanj yuzi bundan tuzalmaydi.

1292
01:35:45,160 --> 01:35:47,790
Agar super qahramon taytlarini kiysangiz...

1293
01:35:48,246 --> 01:35:49,706
psixopatlarni saqlashni anglatadi ...

1294
01:35:49,748 --> 01:35:51,918
Ehtimol, men ularni kiyishni xohlamaganman.

1295
01:35:51,958 --> 01:35:54,418
Siz kabi zalni hamma ham kuzatavermaydi.

1296
01:35:54,461 --> 01:35:55,631
Faqat va'da bering ...

1297
01:35:55,670 --> 01:35:59,420
Ha, ha, men izlanaman
keyingi to'rt daqiqa uchun.

1298
01:35:59,466 --> 01:36:01,086
Jin o'rsin.

1299
01:36:01,134 --> 01:36:07,104
Endi, kechirasizmi, men o'g'il bolaman,
bir qizning qarshisida turmoqchi...

1300
01:36:07,140 --> 01:36:08,470
va unga ayting ...

1301
01:36:08,517 --> 01:36:10,597
Men unga nima deyman?

1302
01:36:10,644 --> 01:36:13,904
Yaxshisi, buni tushunib oling.

1303
01:36:15,357 --> 01:36:16,647
Sizga ayta olmayman ham...

1304
01:36:16,691 --> 01:36:17,781
Men bunga loyiq edim. Bu ham.

1305
01:36:18,527 --> 01:36:20,277
Yo'q, yo'q, yo'q, ehtimol Nethers emas.

1306
01:36:20,320 --> 01:36:22,110
Gapirishni boshlang!

1307
01:36:24,157 --> 01:36:25,737
Uzr so'rayman.

1308
01:36:25,992 --> 01:36:27,452
Men juda afsusdaman.

1309
01:36:28,286 --> 01:36:30,826
Hamma narsa uchun,
Ketganim uchun afsusdaman...

1310
01:36:32,332 --> 01:36:34,422
Tezroq kovboy bo'lmaganim uchun uzr so'rayman.

1311
01:36:34,459 --> 01:36:36,539
Ikki yil og'ir bo'ldi.

1312
01:36:36,586 --> 01:36:37,246
Qo'polmi?

1313
01:36:45,053 --> 01:36:46,893
Men shaxmatxonada yashayman.

1314
01:36:48,139 --> 01:36:49,469
12 kishilik oila bilan.

1315
01:36:51,226 --> 01:36:52,766
Har kecha biz issiqlik uchun qoshiq qilamiz.

1316
01:36:52,811 --> 01:36:55,861
Hamma Noelle uchun kurashadi.
U eng semiz.

1317
01:36:55,897 --> 01:37:01,737
Biz baham ko'rmaydigan hech narsa yo'q.
Zamin maydoni, tish iplari, hatto prezervativlar.

1318
01:37:09,870 --> 01:37:12,040
Demak, siz uyda yashaysiz.

1319
01:37:20,881 --> 01:37:23,841
Tezroq kelib sizni topishim kerak edi.

1320
01:37:25,302 --> 01:37:29,262
Ammo, bolam, bu niqob ostidagi yigit,
u siz eslagan odam emas.

1321
01:37:33,643 --> 01:37:34,853
Bu niqobni nazarda tutyapsizmi?

1322
01:37:54,998 --> 01:37:56,578
Va bu.

1323
01:37:58,043 --> 01:37:59,843
Agar ikkinchisi tushib ketgan bo'lsa.

1324
01:38:02,797 --> 01:38:05,087
Yaxshi. Ha, shunchaki...

1325
01:38:05,133 --> 01:38:06,843
Band-yordam kabi, shunchaki bering...

1326
01:38:06,885 --> 01:38:09,105
Owdie 5000.

1327
01:38:09,137 --> 01:38:10,097
Kuting, kuting, kuting...

1328
01:38:12,057 --> 01:38:13,307
Ishonchingiz komilmi?

1329
01:38:15,185 --> 01:38:16,195
Ishonchim komil.

1330
01:38:26,696 --> 01:38:27,566
Voy-buy.

1331
01:38:28,949 --> 01:38:30,069
Ha.

1332
01:38:36,998 --> 01:38:38,328
Hey...

1333
01:38:40,585 --> 01:38:42,335
Qisqa moslashuv davridan keyin...

1334
01:38:42,879 --> 01:38:44,799
va bir nechta ichimliklar ...

1335
01:38:46,216 --> 01:38:48,176
bu yuz ...

1336
01:38:52,639 --> 01:38:54,269
Men o'tirishdan xursand bo'lardim.

1337
01:39:01,731 --> 01:39:05,441
Men bir xil emasman
bu kostyum ostida ham.

1338
01:39:05,485 --> 01:39:06,275
Yo'q.

1339
01:39:06,820 --> 01:39:08,780
Super jinsiy olatni.

1340
01:39:08,822 --> 01:39:10,702
Qani, Ueyd. Til.

1341
01:39:10,949 --> 01:39:12,329
Yoshi bor.

1342
01:39:13,410 --> 01:39:15,290
Hali nima qilyapsan?

1343
01:39:15,328 --> 01:39:18,038
Bu yerdan ket.
O'zingizga foydali bo'ling!

1344
01:39:18,081 --> 01:39:20,881
Siz haqiqatan ham katta birodar bo'ling
kimgadir.

1345
01:39:20,917 --> 01:39:22,667
Yirtqich hayvonga ayt, mening maysazorimga shivirlashni bas qilsin.

1346
01:39:22,711 --> 01:39:24,671
Siz esa, tovuqli noodle...

1347
01:39:24,713 --> 01:39:26,513
hech narsa siz bilan taqqoslanmaydi.

1348
01:39:26,548 --> 01:39:28,628
Sin?�?(Mualliflik huquqi)ad O'Konnor, 1990. Kechirasiz.

1349
01:39:28,675 --> 01:39:31,385
Hammasi joyida. Siz zo'rsiz.

1350
01:39:33,305 --> 01:39:35,015
Eshak nima?

1351
01:39:35,056 --> 01:39:38,096
Bu yomon emas edi!
Men siz bilan faxrlanaman!

1352
01:39:38,518 --> 01:39:41,688
Biz hali sizdan X-odamni yaratamiz, Ueyd.

1353
01:39:41,730 --> 01:39:44,860
Bir soniya u erda shunday tuyuldi
Biz uchta mini-sher robot edik...

1354
01:39:44,900 --> 01:39:47,110
bitta super robotni hosil qilish uchun birlashadilar.

1355
01:39:47,986 --> 01:39:49,196
Bir ahmoq bor.

1356
01:39:49,237 --> 01:39:50,277
Ha.

1357
01:39:53,742 --> 01:39:58,122
Va hozir, hozircha
Hamma kutganman.

1358
01:40:01,875 --> 01:40:03,005
Bu yerga kel.

1359
01:40:12,886 --> 01:40:15,846
Qani! Va'da qilinganidek.

1360
01:40:28,902 --> 01:40:30,072
Koʻrdingizmi?

1361
01:40:30,111 --> 01:40:33,701
Siz superqahramon bo'lishingiz shart emas
qizni olish uchun.

1362
01:40:33,740 --> 01:40:36,620
To'g'ri qiz sizdagi qahramonni chiqaradi.

1363
01:40:37,118 --> 01:40:40,618
Keling, bu epik keng kadrni tugatamiz.
Chiqib oling.

1364
01:40:40,664 --> 01:40:42,254
Mana, yaxshi ko'rinadi.

1365
01:40:42,290 --> 01:40:44,670
Bu yagona narsa haqida bo'ladi
bu kecha chiqadi.

1366
01:40:44,709 --> 01:40:48,089
Baxtli yakunni kim yoqtirmaydi, a?

1367
01:40:48,129 --> 01:40:51,969
Keyingi safar bu sizning do'stingiz
mahalladagi basseyn yigiti qoʻshiq aytmoqda...

1368
01:40:52,008 --> 01:40:57,888
Men boshqa hech qachon raqsga tushmayman
men siz bilan qanday raqsga tushdim

1369
01:47:07,843 --> 01:47:09,393
Siz hali ham shu yerdamisiz?

1370
01:47:12,013 --> 01:47:15,063
Tugadi. Uyga bor.

1371
01:47:16,726 --> 01:47:21,056
Siz Deadpool 2 tizerini kutmoqdasiz.
Axir, bizda bunday pul yo'q.

1372
01:47:22,107 --> 01:47:25,147
Nima kutyapsiz?
Sem Jekson paydo bo'ladimi?

1373
01:47:25,193 --> 01:47:27,863
Ko'z pardasi bilan
va shirali kichkina teri raqami?

1374
01:47:27,904 --> 01:47:29,534
Bor. Bor.

1375
01:47:35,787 --> 01:47:38,327
Lekin bir narsani ayta olaman,
va bu biroz sir.

1376
01:47:38,373 --> 01:47:41,583
Davomi uchun bizda Kabel bor.

1377
01:47:41,626 --> 01:47:44,046
Ajoyib xarakter.
Biyonik qo'l, vaqt sayohati.

1378
01:47:44,087 --> 01:47:46,377
Biz kim bo'lishimizni bilmaymiz
hali aktyorlar, lekin u har kim bo'lishi mumkin.

1379
01:47:46,423 --> 01:47:49,723
Faqat tepasi tekis bo'lgan katta yigit kerak.
Mel Gibson, Dolf Lundgren bo'lishi mumkin ...

1380
01:47:49,759 --> 01:47:52,259
Keira Naytli. Uning masofasi bor.
Kim biladi.

1381
01:47:52,304 --> 01:47:53,724
Qanday bo'lmasin, katta sir.

1382
01:47:53,763 --> 01:47:58,273
Va axlatingizni hamma joyda tashlab ketmang.
Bu to'liq qo'pol harakat.

1383
01:47:59,227 --> 01:48:00,267
Bor.


